Honestly, Imagine Your Otp

I wonder how well I could do if I managed my time wisely instead of eating cheese its all day. The world may never know.

Emotional cannibal blowjobs

go find what a fic of ur life would be tagged as on ao3

Some more interesting captions I ran into in this amazing ensemble today.

When you see your friend in public

This is a good and accurate quiz.

best of “she wears short skirts”

Okay, so we all know about the soulmate tattoo prompt, where if your soulmate writes something on their hands, arms, etc… you also get it, too, right? But just think about the tattoo having the mind of its own and only appears when it’s the right time to find your soulmate? Like suddenly, out of nowhere, “Get on your bike and go to the park” appears on your arm. And then just imagine the tattoo being piss bc you keep looking for the wrong person, like “OMFG, not him, you dumbass, the one to the left!!” “Wait, no, it’s not him!! Stoppp!!!” And how happy it is when you finally found your them, like “ITS HIM, GET HIM” “Jeez, took you long enough!”

right hand man

Aaron Burr: I'd like to apply for the position. Can I give you my phone number?

George Washington: *visibly texting* I don't have a phone.