Fam If Donald Trump Wins The Election You Gonna Catch Me In Canada Drinkin Bagged Milk And Flexin With

AJJDKFKLVLXJH LMAO

Looked up rad air jumps expecting to see the best. All I saw was deceit.

God is real

Playing superior music for friends

The word “discourse” is ruined for me forever, maybe even more than the word “problematic”

Like this New Testament professor I was listening to the other day kept talking about “the discourses of Matthew” and all I could think about was like, Jesus accusing the pharisees of being messiahphobic

Okay, so we all know about the soulmate tattoo prompt, where if your soulmate writes something on their hands, arms, etc… you also get it, too, right? But just think about the tattoo having the mind of its own and only appears when it’s the right time to find your soulmate? Like suddenly, out of nowhere, “Get on your bike and go to the park” appears on your arm. And then just imagine the tattoo being piss bc you keep looking for the wrong person, like “OMFG, not him, you dumbass, the one to the left!!” “Wait, no, it’s not him!! Stoppp!!!” And how happy it is when you finally found your them, like “ITS HIM, GET HIM” “Jeez, took you long enough!”

this made me laugh so hard I started to cry

Hyper-Masculine product commercial

nun: amen

man: not all amen

Me, just discovering a new ship: Meh, not all that great Me, after reading its fanfiction for 20 min: OH MY GOD THESE TWO JESUS!!!!! OTP!!!!!