Satoshi Purada

Based on this post.

Now that I got your attention with gay Greek brothers and Godless (beardless) Hakobs, I've got a couple of questions fam:

Is there a Staci in the Arcade Editor? Can't seem to find him

Does anyone have any ancient memory of how the cinematic tools should be set up and used? And what version of the game they are compatible with?

My Partner and I

My partner and I saw you from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe. start. running.

POV: you just got stepped on, dirty sinner

What is that bug under his feet?

What you lookin' at?

It seems he is allergic to horny sinners.

He who looks upon the sun becomes blind

Für Pfirsiche

Needless to say, Peaches was not impressed.

Side Quest From Cartel

Boss Staci: "Alright, Seed, ready to take the order?" Cop Jacob: "Sure. What am I getting?"

Boss Staci: "Eighteen pounds of cocaine." Cop Jacob: "Solid start."

Boss Staci: "Twelve pounds of crack." Cop Jacob: "Love the consistency. Next?"

Boss Staci: "Two large-" Cop Jacob: "Hold on, is this another drug-" Boss Staci: "Two LARGE tubs of vanilla ice cream." Cop Jacob: "…Do I even want to know why?"

Boss Staci: "Seven male strippers in cop uniforms." Cop Jacob: "Let me get this straight-"

Boss Staci: "No, not straight. They should be gay." Cop Jacob: "Are you shitting me?"

Boss Staci: "Also, make sure none of them are white. I can't see the coke on them if they are." Cop Jacob: "For fuck's sake… You done?"

Have You?

Jacob goes to hell and is brought back (Anastasized) by an Angel called Stas.

Somethin' meaty for the main course That's a fine lookin' high horse What you got in the stable?