The Highlighted Area Is Where Jason Derulo Knows What The Girls Want. London To Taiwan.

Dan and Phil play: Spongebob Slenderpants

Person A: *Staring at a spoon*

Person B: "Why are you looking at a spoon like that?"

Person A: "well. Haven't you ever thought that spoons are just tiny bowls on sticks"

Person B: "Not again"

when u yell at ur friend for like 2 hours to pay attention to u so u could ask if they wanna watch a movie w/ you and they IGNORE YOU U^U !!!!!

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

dan what the hecky doodle r u doing

reblog if u fucking love carbs, just ate a bagel, or u a fucking asshole and don’t care

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