Even On Tumblr I’m The Quiet Kid That Sits In The Corner And Doesn’t Really Know Anyone

tempting as it is, i really need to sleep but maybe i can read one more chapter

me reading fanfics and books and mangas (via aikafuwaa)

[the sky is grey and it's cold outside]

me: yesssss

[the wind picks up and it starts to rain]

me: Y ESSSSSSS

IKEA shenanigans

#1

Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me

Person B: if you don't put on your shirt I'm legitimately gonna leave you here

#2

Person A: I'm gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I'm gonna name our kid that

Person B: p l e a s e s t o p

#3

Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms

Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC

#4

Person A: *staring at all the desks*

Person B: *walks up to them* what're you doing?

Person A: I'm wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-

Person B: *kicks them in the shin*

homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

My heart can’t take this

6 years.

do you ever just think of a really good au and think “imma draw that” but realize that you can’t draw? yeah me too

*sees moon* *remembers outer space* nice

— please be my coach until i retire!

for @vkktor