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i just looked up thrush greek yogurt and people but it inside their cunt ??? some people mix it with honey which is basicly sugar which is like the worst thing you could give to bacteria ...

hydrogen peroxide is the worst thing ive seen in this exploration but essential oils are a close 2nd only beacause they are expected.

the best self insert romance is my love affair with Greek Yogurt

I opened insta reels and my first suggestion was a wincest amv tumblr they are stealing your glory

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

Jane is everything

Love her beef with her own kid

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[explaining tumblr friendships to outsiders] well, you see, when you know each other's porn preferences, it really creates a bond

i love you greek yogurt

I hate my period so much

It woke me up at 5am after I had stained my gorgeous baby blue linen sheets

And I had 30min of bad pain bur being fully fine to walk so I changed my sheets into red cotton and got my pregnancy body pillow I use for periods ... then I had to go lie on my side with my legs squished up while vomiting/dry heaving while running hot water on my stomach which ment my oxy didn't get to fully absorb .

Then when I could sit up again I was rinsing out my hair and found cigarette buts tangled in from my dad smoking the shower which is going to be a problem I hope they don't clog up out old plumbing.

I stopped vomiting then lay in bed for a until 930 where I was no longer hella nautious so I drank a few maybe 5 standard of white rum eith pinable jucie and some oxxy which fully got rid of the pain so I could walk down the road to get my dads latte and white bread cheese egg sandwich (he got high a few months ago and threw my coffee machine off the balcony and only eat fresh bread due to his teeth [he has dentures that he can wear as of last week but they make him gag) or if I make it Japanese milk bread but I only do that once a month cause it's labour intensive) and my job is his primary career and he is hella underweight like 40kg (90 pounds) at 6 foot its fucked. Anyway I sat down in the alcohol freezer while they finished up but I had to leave to go dry heave above the garbage bin ... which sucked cause it's connected to a metal pole that's stops the lid from flipping all the way open so I had to but my head under the lid... and like all the people that work there know me (like I walk in and they ask if I've already ordered my dads sandwich). But the man in front of me brought me a lindt chocolate bar which is great cause im running low on the food pantry ones I normally use and like they don't seem plain caramel and dark chocolate in Australia anymore only sated caramel milk chocolate which is disgusting.

But I was literally crying and then when I got back my dad had nicked.over his side table and smashed a ton of my mugs and gold philosophy glasses trying to get his leg into bed ( he passed of the balcony friday morning and then feel over and maybe broke his hand but he won't see a doctor so I helped him get back into bed but I physically can't clean up all the smashed stuff like I did some with a broom but then I got dizzy and had to go before I feel into the glass myself.

At least his bed pan didn't get knocked over.

I wish I got my period next week when my dads shower chair arrives but alas.

It's a bad one but not a heinous one like im not crawling or wheelchair bound yet and there had been no migrant or diahera but im still passed. Like since june I have had 3 periods that have all been good 2 we're less than a week and the other one was 3 weeks with only 1 day of vomiting and fainting. I'm just worried this one is going to get all the shit I missed out from June. The only good thing is when I'm in the shower I can leave the shower head on my stomach cause the water droplets on the rest of my body cool me down in this 33° weather.

RANT OVER

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hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’ 

so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.