Consider: Ed Shouting At Mustang “you’re Not The Boss Of Me!!!” And Roy Is Just Like “I Am Both

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“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?” Tony/rhodey

“Oh my god, seriously?” Rhodey groans. “Safety goggles?” 

“Yes,” Tony answers primly. “I wasn’t raised like an animal, Rhodey.” 

“Oh, rich boy?” Rhodey asks. “I saw you come home last night and attack that ramen as if you were eating your last meal as a wild dog. Shut up.” Tony rolls his eyes, still snapping his goggles on. 

“I’m sorry, I’d rather be blinded by something else rather than my lack of knowledge about basic safety procedures, darling dearest.” 

“Can you guys quit flirting and actually get started on your robot?!” Kendra calls from the other side of the room. “Some of us actually ate a good breakfast!” Rhodey flips her off, but takes a pair of goggles. 

“Only because you’re a nerd for safety,” he says. 

“Whatever you say honey,” Tony responds. “Besides, don’t listen to Kendra. We’re already about two weeks ahead of schedule, and I think this one is gonna be awesome.” 

“We already built Dum-E, who you said was going to be awesome, and then he planned a road trip to downtown Boston,” Rhodey snarks. “Real classy, by the way.” 

“You’re the one who gave him a rambunctious personality,” Tony says. “I’m not responsible for that one.” 

“And yet, everyone attributes it to you,” Rhodey says. “Almost like you’re the troublemaker.” 

“You love it,” Tony grins, going in for a quick peck. “I was thinking, they put in a new Indian restaurant, and I met the new owner, and he said we should stop by for date night. They promise the best ever.” 

“You just want an opportunity to tip over a hundred percent.” 

“…correct.” Rhodey rolls his eyes. 

“Sure, babe. Six work okay for you?” 

“Yes!” 

Scar: ive only known mei for a day and a half but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

You just know this is a real quote 

Roy: Ed is not my son.

Hakuro: Edward Elric? What, that moron little kid?

Roy: That's my son, you jackass!

We’re indoctrinated from childhood with the idea that staying home sick is somehow suspect or lazy, and that morally superior people never have their productivity schedule compromised lol, when the reality is that going out in public when you’re sick is a terrible thing to do to immune-compromised and chronically ill people (and “healthy” people) and staying home is a good thing and a right we should all have, not only for our own sakes but for others’

Happy Father’s Day to the dad’s of Fullmetal Alchemist!!!! (part two)

Maes Hughes, proud father of Elicia Hughes

Philip Gargantos Armstrong, father of Olivier Mira, Amue, Strongine, Alex Louis and Catherine Elle Armstrong

Mr Halling, father of Kayal Halling

Dominic LeCoutle, father of Ridel LeCoulte and grandfather of an unnamed baby boy

Ridel LeCoutle, father of an unnamed baby boy

Yuriy Rockbell, father of Winry Rockbell

Fu, grandfather of Lan Fan

Sig Curtis, father to an unnamed child and surrogate father to Edward and Alphonse Elric

Edward Elric, father of some unnamed children

Omg Dick makes his own sound effects