Ironhusbands?

wOW okay these got really long and specific lmao (I love me some ironhusbands they are so underappreciated)

Who said “I love you” first

Tony, as he falls asleep the day of his parents funeral when he was drunk. Rhodey didn’t think anything of it because it’s Tony and he always gets super affectionate when he’s drunk and he’s emotional and it probably didn’t mean what he thought it did. Tony never mentioned that night afterwards, so Rhodey thought he didn’t remember. Over the years Tony will say it to him casually, in a seemingly friendly manner and Rhodey will respond in kind. Every time Rhodey sees another tabloid talk about Tony’s recent conquests and drunken spectacle he’ll think of that night. And the first time Rhodey really tells Tony he loves him is when he’s holding Tony after he woke up from a nightmare of Afganistan, and he keeps saying it and kissing him until Tony stops shaking in his arms.

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

Both of them would, but they would be really dumb, ugly picutres of each other that would make anyone else go “????” but when they see them they are like “yes this is the love of my life look at how perfect-”

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

They both do. Though, Rhodey’s tend to be more of the cute, romantic kind. He’ll leave little hearts, smily faces, I love you, etc.

Tony will write in the fog but usually what he writes are notes or equations about a project he’d been stuck on for awhile that he had inspiration for while in the shower. Rhodey will shake his head fondly whenever he sees these (and he makes sure JARVIS takes a picture for Tony to look at later)

((on one notible occasion, Tony had drawn a crude, full bodied war machine armor doing finger guns and written “WARMACHINEROX” at the bottom with a winky face. Rhodey will get revenge for this one of these days))

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

Whenever Rhodey comes back from deployment he brings Tony all kinds of stupid, touristy souviners. Tony’s favorite is the flamingo pen wearing sunglasses with a pink afro that says “Bon Voyage!” on the base of it. He has no idea where Rhodey even got that monstrocety, but it sits proudly on his desk next to the picture of Jarvis and Ana. (fun fact this is an actual pen my sister bought me when she studied abroad in France in 2011)

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Suburban Batfam

Batfam goes undercover to infiltrate the community of a suburban neighbourhood in hopes of discovering a secret society

Everyone (mainly Tim and Dami) argue over who gets the biggest room

Bruce gets it because it’s the master suite

When the fam moves in, their next-door neighbours give them cookies

The neighbours seem a little too nice, so nobody touches them at first

Except for Tim, who wasn’t there when it happened

He thought Damian was a little too eager when he offered some to him, but he ate them anyway

“Why are you eating the cookies? I thought you said they were too suspicious.”

“I offered them to Drake the other day and he hasn’t keeled over yet, so I deduced that they were safe for consumption.”

The neighbours across the street are very nosey and (in damian’s opinion) ask too many questions

He’s as suspicious of them as they are curious about the batfam

When asked about why their dad isn’t seen much, the boys shrug and say that he works the night shift and saves lives

Damian feeds all of the neighbourhood cats, strays or otherwise.

He slowly amasses an army of cats

Selina approves of it. Bruce? Not so much.

He still pays for the cat food though

Jason acquires a dog somehow

Dick feels like he takes better care of it and that it should be his

Tim disagrees

It’s still up for debate

Damian eventually convinces Bruce to let him bring Titus over as well

Duke and the girls come over every other weekend for family night

They receive noise complaints every time

Due to a fight between Dami and Tim, the tv is broken and mario kart is officially banned from the house

One of Damian’s cats has a litter of kittens and everyone secretly thinks they’re adorable (except Dick, who readily says it to anyone who will listen)

Jason sneaks off to play with them when nobody’s looking

Bruce is no better

Nobody really knows how to cook except for Dick

It’s more like he can boil things and use the oven without catching anything on fire, but still

Jay can too, but nobody needs to know that

And maybe Bruce, but he’s too busy to cook

Dami can only cook eggs

He tries

Alfred visits every now and then to make sure nobody’s burnt down the house and drops off various sweets

His consideration is greatly appreciated

Tim isn’t allowed anywhere near the oven since the 2nd time he caught it on fire

Tim befriends a group of moms and speed walks with them every morning to hear about the latest gossip

Sometimes it helps with the investigation

Sometimes there are rumours about Bruce

Sometimes they’re true

Tim laughs them off while internally freaking out

“Did you hear?” -Kelly

“Hear what?” -Janet

“There’s a rumour going around that *Bruce Wayne* is living in our neighbourhood.” -Kelly

“No way!” -Janet

“Yes way!“ -Kelly

"Heheheh, what a crazy rumour, right? There’s *no way* somebody like Bruce would move to our modest neighbourhood.” -Tim, sweating nervously

They were invited to a cook-out pool party once.

Somehow, Jason caught the pool on fire

Never again were they invited to such an occasion.

Everybody keeps forgetting that Alfred isn’t around and consequently, forget to do chores

One time the dishes piled up so high, they collapsed on poor Damian

Bruce had to devise a chore chart to make sure everybody did their part in keeping the house relatively nice looking

Dick dog sat for one of their neighbours once and their daughter watched him through their security cameras.

She has a crush on him now & is a little stalker-y.

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snowcatwhiteangel

6 years ago

Happy Father’s Day to the dad’s of Fullmetal Alchemist!!!! (part two)

Maes Hughes, proud father of Elicia Hughes

Philip Gargantos Armstrong, father of Olivier Mira, Amue, Strongine, Alex Louis and Catherine Elle Armstrong

Mr Halling, father of Kayal Halling

Dominic LeCoutle, father of Ridel LeCoulte and grandfather of an unnamed baby boy

Ridel LeCoutle, father of an unnamed baby boy

Yuriy Rockbell, father of Winry Rockbell

Fu, grandfather of Lan Fan

Sig Curtis, father to an unnamed child and surrogate father to Edward and Alphonse Elric

Edward Elric, father of some unnamed children

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snowcatwhiteangel

6 years ago

Why Tony Stark Does Not Deserve The Half The Shit He Goes Through And Why Thanos Should Quiver Before He Snaps: An Introspective Argument

— a 700-slide powerpoint presentation by Stephen Strange, self-proclaimed leader of the Tony Stark Defense Squad

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snowcatwhiteangel

6 years ago

BOI

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snowcatwhiteangel

6 years ago

villager: oh those two? the kids who are really interested in alchemy and seem to have latched onto you, barnacle-like? the ones who are the same age your child would have been by now? yeah they dont have any parents

izumi: