You: Suck My Dick Me, An Intellectual: Inhale My Richard

five year old silver will be a better driver than anyone else

also this is why Shadow doesn't trust Rouge to babysit

the voice of the devil

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Character A getting dopamine from the slightest brush of hands

Character B who knows A is touched starved and always hugging/holding hands/patting them

Character A is too shy to admit they really like being held so they make up excuses (ex. They broke their leg, twisted ankle, feel sick etc…)

Instantly pulling away from a person who touches them instinctively

Pretending they hate being touched but absolutely melting at another person’s touch

Asking for help in something physical that requires touching another person

Blushing when Character B confronts them for always wanting to be touched

Character A and B are in very close proximity but not touching. Character A is already feeling stimulated from the close distance

Rubbing or touching the area they were last touched and reminiscing in the memory

Trying to control themselves from panicking after holding someone else’s hand

Getting overwhelmed when more than one person are touching them

Freezing up all the time when touched

Slowly inching closer to another character every few minutes

Purposely being clumsy just so they can get caught or picked up

Borrowing clothes from Character B in order to feel like they are closer to them

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MASTERLIST

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Sonic was never seen again

saw this post and had to draw it lol

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Gay people

i spent over 8 hours on a joke that isn’t even funny.

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube