Hey Students, Here’s A Pro Tip: Do Not Write An Email To Your Prof While You’re Seriously Sick.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

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2 months ago

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

1 year ago

headcanons for my fellow dad!lance enjoyers:

when silver first starts training at the dragons den lance gets worried abt his Obvious malnourishment but can't convince silver to let him give him smth to eat. he offered to take silver out to lunch once and silver just stared at him before running away

so he has to get creative

he ends up giving sneasel whenever they're at the dragons den and out of silver's sight non-perishable foods that are in unopened packages.

silver thinks sneasel stole these. but ends up eating them anyway because he just wants food arceus damn it

After a while Lance builds enough trust with Silver to go "hey there's a guest room in my house. If you wanna use it."

Silver refuses at first but Lance manages to wear him down. Success! Lance has managed to aquire a traumatized malnourished 12 year old with c-ptsd! Wahoo!

Lance managed to find sneaky roundabout ways to get Silver to take care of himself after a while. "Ah Silver we were supposed to have a party at the league but we had to cancel and can't reschedule so now I have this massive platter of fresh fruit and nobody wants to eat it :((. If you want some go ahead and take it otherwise I'll have to throw it out" (there was never gonna be a party Lance just wants Silver to eat more fruit)

Lance also does stuff like subtly do bonding exercises with his pokemon in front of Silver to display how you're supposed to treat pokemon. Because he knows that Silver is trying to improve but doesn't know how. So he figured that Silver, being a child, would soak that up like a sponge

this works extremely well :))


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1 year ago

i saw this poll on twitter (with less options) and it didnt get a lot of reach and im curious what program is the majority rn


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3 months ago

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

2 months ago
Checkmate, Faker
Checkmate, Faker
Checkmate, Faker
Checkmate, Faker

checkmate, faker

3 weeks ago

20 Ways to Show Extreme Fear in Your Writing

As I dive into researching signs of fear for my horror WIP, I wanted to share some of the most compelling and visceral reactions I’ve come across. Whether you’re writing a chilling scene or crafting a character’s panic, these 20 signs of fear can help bring tension and realism to your story.

Physical Reactions

Hyperventilating — sucking in air but never feeling like it’s enough

Chest tightens — feels like a weight or hands pressing down

Limbs shaking violently, knees buckling

Complete loss of muscle control — collapsing or unable to stand

Cold sweat soaking through clothes

Heart hammering so hard they feel it in their throat or head

Tunnel vision — the world narrowing down to one terrifying focal point

Ringing in the ears or sudden deafness, like the world drops away

Dizziness / feeling faint / vision blurring

Dry mouth — unable to speak or even scream

Uncontrollable Behavior

Screaming / sobbing / gasping — involuntary vocal outbursts

Panic run — bolting without thinking, tripping over everything

Clawing at their own skin / chest / throat — like trying to escape their body

Begging / pleading out loud even if no one’s there

Repeating words or phrases — “No, no, no” / “This isn’t happening”

Hiding instinctively — diving under tables, closets, or corners

Desperate grabbing — reaching for someone, anything solid

Loss of bladder or bowel control (for extreme terror)

Total mental shutdown — frozen, slack-jawed, staring blankly

Memory blackout — later can’t recall what happened during the worst moment

1 month ago

Throwing Him Thursday


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3 months ago
Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Ok, this house is weird. Firstly, I was wondering what was up w/the garage door.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Turns out it's a mirror. Built in 1955 in Palm Springs, CA, it's been remodeled and you must see the choices. 3bds, 3ba, 2,319 sq ft, $1,499,999.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Check out the floor, like a mass murder scene.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Conversation pit decorated with a sofa and tables. Was this once a hot tub?

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

The stains continue throughout the kitchen.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Two lone side chairs in a corner.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Gray cement walls in the kitchen.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Snacks for the buyers?

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Looking out toward the pool from the pit.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Cement dining table. I think it's built-in. It also appears to have a convenient electrical outlet.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

It's such a huge space to fill. The sun is casting shadows, but it looks like there are steps here.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.
Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

The glass wall opens to the pool.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.
Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

There's a shower room here, but it's open. At least the shower & toilet are behind a wall.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

The bedrooms and baths have floors that look watercolor stained. Interesting how they put the bed partly under the arch.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

The bed from behind. Is that a fridge?

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

The ensuite is big, but so sparse and spread out. I would've expected a sink under the neon mirror. This is so ugly.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

The secondary bedroom is plain and has floating nightstands installed.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

The primary bedroom has folding doors to the patio.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.
Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Out by the pool, it looks like they repainted the statues pink and black, themselves. The lamp is broken.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Matching statues.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Nice fruit tree.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

Fancy ceiling lights in the garage.

Ok, This House Is Weird. Firstly, I Was Wondering What Was Up W/the Garage Door.

.28 acre lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2275-E-Belding-Dr-Palm-Springs-CA-92262/18019319_zpid/

1 year ago

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.


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