Actually……1 More Thing Because I Realised I Haven’t Posted This Yet. The Best & Worst Piece Of

I’ve been thinking a lot about the clockwork troy and I have my official contribution of theory.

What if Troy was never human?

Both the real Troy and his mom die because of complications from childbirth, and Extraordinary Lougferd feels like he can’t replace his wife, because nothing could ever replace her. But Troy? That can be arranged. Troy becomes the first clockwork soldier, and the standard ones come later. They’re presented first as friends for children, with a young mechanical Troy and his human older brother being used as example. They eventually evolve into servants, then soldiers. All the while, Troy is none the wiser that he isn’t organic, all updates and modifications being done while he’s asleep.

Troy being called the baby of the family? That’s cause he was a baby when he died. Him saying concussions cancel each other out? That’s because sometimes when you whack a device, you can get it working again. Him knocking someone out for stuttering? That’s his subconscious keeping him from being knocked out to fix malfunctions. Terrorist Troy? That’s the clockwork soldier programming activating. He has no idea everything he does is because he’s not human, simply because he was never human.

i present: a reason why troy could be a good avatar for every entity

buried: fell in a big hole

corruption: nylam

dark: in the dark on everything (this is a stretch)

desolation: tendency for destruction

end: has actively murdered someone

eye: father makes the security robots

flesh: return of nylam

hunt: i want you dude

lonely: dude had no real connections for years

slaughter: his love of violence

spiral: nothing that comes out of his mouth makes sense

stranger: very out of place always (human among animal people, idiot at smart college)

vast: steamsledding

web: family has full control over a lot of stuff in wonder

in conclusion, let troy bring about the apocalypse

Rip Troy laugferd, you would have made an amazing corruption avatar

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