Smolgoosegirl - Goose Girl

Just got pegged down so hard that my ancestors felt it - Sorry grandma..

Mistress is a vicious predator that feeds on my submission

think before you post 😔

Maow.

Not bad for a 6ft3 transwoman without any HRT I think 😣♥️ these were from like 2023 I think! Gonna have to relearn makeup.

the peasantry n rebels all accusing my giant thick frilly princess dress of being a sign of the opulence n wastefulness of royalty but rly its practical n i need it bc all the heavy ruffles r good at keeping me from visibly tenting it

At what point is it acceptable to tell your Father 'I don't have a Mother anymore, I see a disappointing stranger in her place"

bugtesting

Mountain lion kitten attacking mom, Bandelier National Monument, New Mexico. NPS photo.

TRANS. BEAUTY . ALERT .

I had the biggest, thickest beard. It was great, super manly.. helpful when I was trying to pretend to be a boy! Ditzi was a terrible boy - since becoming a girl, I had been shaving with a combination razor..

Frankly, they suck - very expensive, removes the top layer of skin due to the multiple blades.. don't get me started!

Imagine my surprise when I found out how easy safety razors are to use! They look scary and terrifying, but I've got the most smooth and pain free face now!

https://youtu.be/UtkYYe_Cw14?si=oSpYvkTuJDVORwsK

Follow this 2 minute guide on YouTube about how to use one, spend the £15 or so to get started. It's literally life changing

They do have a learning curve. Just take it slowly, let the weight of the safety razors handle rest against your skin and glide at the correct angle, most importantly - don't skip the towel step and foam lathering!! Then apply moisturiser..

Like anything worth doing, it'll take time to learn and get things right. Feminity is a wonderful journey and we won't be perfect at everything first time! Have fun and good luck! 🪿♥️

Bought to you by "Ditzi's guide to transwomanhood"

Two healthy dinners Mommy made me recently 😵😍 we are both trying our best to lose excess puppy pounds!

April 12th - 20.5st/130kg/287 pounds

May 2nd - 18.11st/119.29kg/262 pounds

Dinner #1 - A lovely salmon fishcake filled with Hollandaise sauce, with fresh cherry tomatoes, oven cooked asparagus and new potatoes, tossed in an assortment of seasonings and olive oil.

Dinner #2 - A delicious piece of cod topped with assorted seasonings and mushrooms, with asparagus and accompanying bed of rice.. I was surprised to find out how much of the flavour the lemon bought out of the fish.

It's been a weird few weeks, I knew something was wrong but "Hey all you gotta do is want to dress up like a girl and be more feminine in all aspects of your life" and I can't overstate how much happier I am.

@dammitkat1e described my behaviour the last 8/9 months as "You basically weren't there" and it's a scary thing to think about, I'm glad I can experience any emotion again that isn't dulled by the devil's lettuce or boooze

🥰♥️ Dîtzï time!