I HATE Seeing Fanfictions Where They Portray Sirius As A Bad, Neglectful Father Who Cares More About

i hate how non-australians are always like, 'yOu oNLy nEeD TwO sPOnS oF mILo'

like you would know BITCH

DONT FKN TELL ME WHAT TO DO

I CANT SURVIVE ON ONLT ONE

IMMA EAT 30 SPOONS STRAIGHT OUTTA THE CAN EVERY DAY

THERES GONNA BE 9 SPOONS OF MILO IN 100ML OF MILK

YOU CAN KISS MY ASS

i feel like Nico's entire personality depended on bianca.

like she was kind of his life force.

when we are first introduced to them both, bianca and nico were living normal lives (or as normal as a demigod's life can get).

therefore nico was your average 10 year old and he was all happy and he was like 'you're dionysus!!' 'do u play mythomagic' bianca buy me ice cream' kinda kid.

then when bianca joins the hunters and it seems like to nico that she has a new family, nico becomes a bit more closed off and cold.

not too much, but a little bit.

after all, he still had bianca.

when he finds out bianca is going on a quest, nico becomes angry and slightly rude.

when percy assures him that bianca will be fine, his mood lifts.

when he finds out bianca has died, he becomes angry.

not an angry that can be toned down by just anyone.

but by bianca.

when he finally speaks to bianca's ghost, he lets all that anger wash away.

because bianca said so.

i only have good taste in mean who are not real. like Ross Lynch.

the poet who was just pulling shit out of his ass:

throwback to the time my mum said she shouldve got the abortion when she had the chance just cus i didnt want to study

see the heart really shows how much he cares.

are none of u ever going to talk about how uncle rick made percy's achilles heel THE SMALL OF HIS FKN BACK?!?!??

LIKE PERCY WAS LIKE 'YEA THE SMALL OF MY BACK IS MY ACHILLES HEEL' AND ANNABETH WAS LIKE 'HERE??" AND SHE TOUCHED IT?!?!

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I GIGGLED????

YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY US AS A FANDOM WOULD BE GOING IF PERCY WS A GIRL AND ANNABETH WAS A BOY??!

me when he's the second son:

i don't do much studying at school. i just sit down and pray these idiots aren't actually this idiotic.