Aint No Way The Ass Who Tried To Kil Trump Couldnt Do It. He Shot FIVE TIMES. HE WAS RIGHT THERE????

i remember that i had the Fattest crush on this one guy for 2 years and i still haven't told my friends

like i would steal glances at him and all that

they still don't know

GUESS WHO CAN KEEP A SECRET???!?!

i only have good taste in mean who are not real. like Ross Lynch.

Do you know where your children are?

Sometimes i watch a really shitty video and go straight to the comments just to realise I'm the problem.

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

why can i never remember what i ate for breakfast but still remember what i gave my doll for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert 7 years ago????

what if we had a picnic blanket on a hill watching the sunset with my head on your lap as you read to me.

sirius walking in on a murder scene:

just imagine regulus killing someone with a knife (for a good cause obvs) and sirius walks in and sees him standing like a foot away from the corpse with messy hair, bloody hands and holding the murder weapon...

sirius:oh-

regulus:uhh...

sirius:...

regulus:...

sirius:...

regulus:siri this i-

sirius: so are we burning or burying?

regulus: wha-

throwback to the time i was about to come out as bi to my mum and she started talking about how she was homphobic.