Always
fabian aramais seacaster the guy that you are
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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
@emiko-matsui i love this idea
i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.
Elvis with enemies: foe mama
Sad Elvis: Woe, Mama
If this post gets 2000 notes I'll read actually read Homestuck. No spamming
Bothering the beast
Yes
No
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More than one?
Yes
No
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Who are they?
Main characters
Supporting characters
Background characters
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Do they die?
All Survive
One
More than one
All die
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How Canon?
In the media itself (confirmed romantic/sexual/trans)
In the media itself (is subtext but clearly there)
Confirmed by creator/writer
Confirmed by actor
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Are they all white?
Yes
No***
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Are they all cis?
Yes
No
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Created by a queer person(s)?
Yes (lead writer)
No
Additional notes:
***This is a podcast, very few characters (queer or otherwise) have a canonical race, and several of the queer characters are generally interpreted to be non-white by the fanbase, so take that as you will.