i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
"I gotta lot of tattoos--"
"Your mom's gonna be pissed."
"She's gonna be so mad at me."
Pok reunited with Riz scene my beloved (ಥ﹏ಥ)
I can do things beyond your comprehension, not because of magic or anything like that, but because you cannot comprehend why I would do something so obviously a bad idea.
glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them
edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.
If you use the terms “crime”, “sin” and “inconvenience” interchangeably, you get to experience what being a person of power in ye olden days was like.
If this post gets 2000 notes I'll read actually read Homestuck. No spamming
Suvirin Kedberiket - The Wizard Sky
dip
when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters
reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.