Percy: When I was a kid the TV show I hated the most was called, “Dora the Explorer”
Percy: Okay, my mom made me watch it cuz she thought it was educational...yeah...she never watched the show.
Percy: The two things I learnt from the show was RAGE and ANGER...From that crop top, melon head, Mexican child.
Percy: Cuz she would just walk up to the screen and ask me “Hey! Where’s the red barn?” And I’m like “Dora! It’s right there!”
Percy: And then she would act all confused like I just spoke a different language and I’m getting irritated with this girl now
Percy: And she has the audacity to ask “where?” And I’m like “BEHIND YOU! DORA!!”
Percy: And she’s acting all confused again and then she goes to ask Map for help
Percy: And I’m like “WE DON’T NEED TO TALK TO MAP!!! ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU DORA!!!! JUST TURN AROUND!!!!!”
Percy: AND SHE’S LOST NOW AND I CAN’T HANDLE THIS-
merry ides of march
Rick, you crazy son a bitch.
In the meantime I discovered that yesterday, in Rome, this happened
*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll
This is how it goes: God whispers in Cain’s jealous ear, drawing his attention to the Sin crouched at his doorway. Sin has haunted eyes and a mouth that has been kissed. Let there be no doubt that Sin has been kissed, with a wet-red mouth that may taste of blood or pomegranate or the electric crackle of a stoplight. Cain looks at Sin. He runs his tongue over his teeth.
This is how it goes: Cain leaves the house at one am in bare feet and a hoodie, careful to avoid the last stair that creaks, and treks out into the Field. There are many fields in the world but there is only one Field. Cain feels the difference in the grass when he crosses the border from field to Field, the way the grey-green blades stand up at attention in his wake, the way the dirt turns ice-cold and furious beneath his heels. The earth is good with foreshadowing. The tree of Knowledge has deep roots.
This is how it goes: God says, I will take you or your brother.
God says, You get to choose.
And Cain says, “When you split me and my brother in the womb, you did not divide us evenly. He got kindness, and I got longing. He got complacence, and I got ambition. I want to kill him sometimes. I think sometimes he wants to die.”
I have never made brothers before, God explains. That is how I thought they were made. What more do you want?
“I want to steal some of his kindness,” Cain says, and shakes his pocket knife out of his sleeve.
Back at home, Abel sits up in his bed with a start, heart racing. That was close, he thinks, that was a damn close one, and does not know why.
In the Field, the ground warms as blood seeps into the dirt.
Look I pride myself in never swearing on this account, but after avengers endgame, what the, and I cannot stress this enough,
I know I’ve already talked about this shot too much
BUT COME ON
So, I got interested in who the fuck this Onceler is and why people are afraid of him so I typed his name into search in Youtube....and BOI DO I REGRED IT
I-is that….