normal people: *going to bed & falling asleep*
me: *imagining a story with my favorite character to escape the sad reality which is my life*
This makes my heart happy - - - - Creds to whoever made it (:
Baby axolotl
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Imagines:
Derek being scared to have sex while you’re pregnant
Being Scott’s older sister and you end up confiding in Derek when you find out your father’s back
Going to Derek for lessons about sex
Hiding your emotions and Derek takes an interest in you
Being Derek’s mate and he gets over protective when you’re pregnant
Klaus get jealous when he finds out you wont go on a date with him because you’re in love with Derek
Derek being more playful as a wolf and your daughter convinces Isaac to play with them
Stiles having to babysit Derek when he’s young Derek and tries to hide that ‘Miguel’ is Derek
Derek getting jealous After you break up because he finds out you’re dating Scott
Being Derek’s mate despite not liking him when you first meet
The pack realising you need their help because of how self-destructive your behaviour has become
Looking after Derek when he’s in his wolf form
Period sex with Derek
Derek teaching Isaac how to touch you
Derek getting jealous when Stiles flirts with you
Being Stiles sister and he tells Derek to back off
How you meet Derek
How you meet Derek (Part Two)
How he kisses you
His pet name for you
Returning to help Derek
Derek helping you after you have your wisdom teeth out
Becoming Scott’s beta and you save Derek
Klaus gets jealous when he finds you wont go on a date with him because you’re in love with Derek
Helping Derek enjoy the beta’s party
Oneshots:
I may have made her mad
The one where Derek takes Stiles to a strip club
Salvatore or Hale
Julia’s birthday request
A little love
Stiles, Derek and Scott (Part of the Teen wolf training program AU)
Ride a Hale
Alpha insanity (Part One)
Distraction
All you did was shave
Home
Play with me Alpha
Good pet
Mr Wolf
Mr Wolf (Part Two)
Prompts:
“With all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.”
“I AM NOT CRYING, OK?! I’M ALLERGIC TO JERKS!!”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.” “You’re a nerd.”
“I told you, no more pets.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”
“You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?”
“He’s respectable, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.” “Do you think he / she crashed the car on purpose?”
“I have to take you to the doctor.”
“I did a pregnancy test.“
“You’re cute when you’re sleepy”
“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”
“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”
“Hey, I want you to meet my wife.”
“Oh, it’s just coffee.”
“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”
“You’re cute when you’re sleepy"
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“If you don’t open up that door on the count of three, I will start huffing and puffing!”
“It’s cute when you blush.”
“Umm just so you know, I’m kind of stuck in the Christmas lights.”
“Hey, I want you to meet my wife.”
“We’re snowed in…”
“How big is it?”
“If me and Santa got into a fight, who do you think would win?”
“When did this turn into an ugly sweater party?”
“If I hear this song one more time there will be blood.”
“Will you help me go Christmas shopping?”
“We’re snowed in…”
“You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.”
“I hate winter.”
“If I hear this song one more time there will be blood.”
“Is that mistletoe hanging from the light?”
“The price limit was 20 dollars!”
“Surprise! I’m your Christmas present.”
“Tell me you feel nothing for me and I’ll never ask again.”
“That was hardly porn.”
“You’re cute when you’re sleepy"
“Now, put your good clothes on.”
“Yeah school. That’s where people go to learn things like not keep children up all night.”
“If only I’d gone over when she / he called.”
“I’ve been waiting a long time for you.”
“If this is a joke, I’ll kill you!”
“The price limit was 20 dollars!”
“Why are you even worrying? The kid’s just going to ignore the toy and play with the box.”
Fake Texts:
Fake Instagram posts:
I Would Pair:
Moodboard:
Christmas with Derek
Momma Hale - Derek x Fem!Reader
The War Of Beacon Hills - Sterek
The Training Program - Teen Wolf Au
Our Cousin Stiles - Teen wolf / My babysitters A Vampire
+18 Smut Masterlist
welp I only meant to make one but then I decided ya know what conquering space needs the entirety of the lgbt+ community. confuse a straight today
Description:
You are a young woman (23 years old) born on a mysterious island called Tanata. Most people think that your civilization belongs to the ancient times... Only a few know that your city still exists.
You long for the meaning of life and one fateful day, everything changed for you when you met the Strawhat Pirates and the Heart Pirates.
(The civilization is based on ancient Greece in terms of clothing/architecture/culture)
Generally:
This is my first story in years, I hope you like it sweeties <3
The story takes place just before the time skip. A few things don't match in terms of time and content. Sooooo, please don't hold that against me, but that's my fantasy and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. ^////^
Also, in this One Piece story, neither Luffy nor the Strawhats are the main characters / heroes.
It's mostly about the successes and deeds of the Heart Pirates and the fate of the Reader.
Additionally, the Strawhats were not separated on Sabaody. They all fought in the decisive battle, were rescued by the Heart Pirates and ended up on a lost island.
Warnings: A few chapters have adult content 🔞 - NFSW | Smut | MDNI | 18+
Trafalgar D. Water Law ✘ ♀ Reader
Slow burn with plot <3
Spoiler (will be mentioned in Chapter)
Mature content
Chapter 1 - Danger at a depth of almost 1000 meters
Chapter 2 - Welcome to the woods
Chapter 3 - At the Hera Palace (Update on 11|13)
Chapter 4 - The ceremony (in progress)
all masterlists
all in alphabetical order
(a) - adult themes e.g violence, alcohol, drugs ect
(x) - smut
(f) - finished series
(o) - one shot
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