While hashing out my Late-Borgin Tom design and demeanor I was thinking about horcrux timelines and when he'd made the locket
"Hm. The locket is the one Ron had homoerotic tension with right"
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I have no AU in mind i just like when loving couples are not matching each other's energy at all and think tom being patronizing towards his much younger agonizingly normal boyfriend who he is emotionally dependent on is really, really funny.
Sirius getting in trouble and McGonagall not calling his parents because Sirius was disowned, but also not calling the Potters because they had to take care of talking to James.
So, she decides to bring Regulus to her office and just let him yell at Sirius.
I don’t choose ships. They choose me, and then destroy my life.
So this realization came to me like a fucking lightning bolt, and I submit for your approval…
The OT3: [it was impossible to find a picture with Jaskier, Yennefer, and Geralt together I did my best]
The bottom:
The bottom who thinks he’s a top:
And the top:
the lil mannerisms and micro-struggles i give these british teenage boys are so . . unabashedly girl-coded, undoubtedly bc im a gal myself, in what i hope is in a subtle way but idek atp,,,
draco slaps half a pound of gel onto his head whenever he's too dead inside to do his hair in the morning, ron gets sidelined and mansplained to constantly and chooses to smile genially and take it bc it'd take just too much energy to get properly offended abt it . . .
draco hides nearly every single emotion he has behind a polite, blank smile whenever he's not (performatively) taking out his pent-up anger on the gryff trio, he is performing for an audience even when he's not supposed to be, when he's taking a break from the mask to be nasty and cruel . . but of course you have to be nasty and cruel in just the right way of course . . .
ron has so deeply internalized the belief that you have to be exceptional (something he is inherently, at the absolute base-level, not, he believes) to be worthy as a person that he's completely stopped putting in any effort at all; has so completely given up hope for himself (his erised-reflected pipe dream of standing out: head boy, quidditch captain, etc) that he struggles to see his own positive/arguably exceptional aspects at all; is living, essentially, in low power mode . . .
I'm really loving your dron fic, you have a great grasp on their characters! I'm curious, what are your favorite dron fics? Do you have any recs 👀
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i rlly spend too much time figuring out their personalities! gonna preface this by saying i started writing bc i couldn't find many fics characterizing em in the specific way i like to read em, but my bookmarks list has been waiting for this moment!
lemme go by word count (everything's completed) (im obsessed + feral over every one of these btw):
-> absolutely delicious minific snacks:
-> medium/oneshot length:
-> long-ish but still within 40k:
happy reading!!
Idk, the fact that I'm not laying in a girl's lap watching tv while she subconsciously plays with my hair rn seems pretty homophobic if you ask me 👀
"i stand by my cancelled wife" but it's about bitchy, mean, entitled, arrogant, bigoted, Canonical draco malfoy
(mostly due to a laundry list of headcanons that change his internal dialogue but not his external actions, like god intended, but also i think it's funny)
y'all alr know the dron tag hates to see me coming [steeples hands for a transaction] but here i am again with a new chapter !!
here's ch3 in screenshots bc i can't promise it's all comedy this time:
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Your Katara is so beautiful, can you draw her more? Pleaseee
Katara!!! 🌊💙
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