My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT Iโm not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact youโre holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.
To all my American friends, the time is now.
Please, execute a BOMBARDMENT. Call your representatives!
Arcadia BIOSHOCK (2007) โ 6 / โ
Happy valentine's day to ya'll, hope we all push ourselves in the stairs๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ ๐
Also me when I saw a bunch of couples having a date or getting together at valentine's day:
โผ๏ธโผ๏ธI DO NOT OWN THE PICS CTTO TO THEMโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
,,,,wait why am I hereโ
(I appreciate the hug tho, ty <333)
do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you
Whatโs your fantasy?
there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.
It has been 9 whole days and I'm still not over this WHAT THE HELL
She/He/They/it || Genderfluid Biromantic ๐จ๐น
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