Girl I Am Not Looking At Your Tits I Prommy I Just Hate Eye Contact

SO he Does get clobbered pretty badly by the broom But he actually makes it out alright. They both come out of this looking hellish but it’s Okay it Happens

Hiiii I'm the one who sent this ask and by god did u respond quickly :D I'm gonna elaborate on the options of What The Hell Is The Van Groups Deal? since u asked about it :) Is Franklin the only faerie in the group? it depends on what Kind of faerie he is cus if he's like, an adult changeling then yea But if he's just a generic undefined faerie then so is everyone else, which I'm gonna elaborate on now! Franklin and Sally would be vaguely bug-ish looking, Franklin specifically would have the features of a Death Head Moth while Sally is some kind of generic butterfly thing. Jerry isn't even a faerie he's just Sally's boyfriend of the week, he is none the wiser to all the fae stuff and is just vibing. Kirk and Pam are a matching set, while I think making kirk a tinkerbell-ish faerie would be funny it wouldn't make Any Sense so he and Pam are just superhumanly pretty and snobbish. (picture like generic fantasy elves) Jesus Tapdancing Christ this response is Long, but I hope u enjoyed the clarification :D

good morning/night, I've had this thought regarding tcm that Will Not leave my brain so I simply have to share it with The #1 Franknub scholar. it's essentially just "Nubbins is some kind of faerie and Franklin is either a completely different kind of faerie or like, a regular human with the worst luck imaginable" There is zero plot, there is just Nubbins and Franklin existing in eachother's vicinity. anyway I hope this is even slightly cohearent since the idea mainly happened cus I wanted to put Franklin in pretty fantasy clothes and it just sorta spiralled into this. thank u for reading my ramblings :)

LOVE IT…an AU about the Sawyers being fae is really appealing because of their capriciousness and weird rules and games and leading travelers astray. Along with the knowledge that the movie was an adult Hansel and Gretel with the family as trolls very very early in planning (and some other supernatural ideas…I guess by necessity/budget they had to make a much more “grounded” movie) like all that makes me see the final product as an infusion of so many ideas and not just the Slasher it is known to be…a template which limits my imagination…

ANYWAY.,.

I also want to see Franklin in pretty fantasy clothes…is he the only faerie in his group or are they all faeries who meet scarier faeries…or is Franklin a guy who got horribly lost and is now being taunted by some whimsical forest creature…many options

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

you punch nazis!

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THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE (1974)

smiles. hi. can i get either uhhhhh melvin constantinos or ivan pretty please. ok ily (explodes) -brutus

HIIu Omg I've been wanting to draw melvin for forever. here is a melvin 😁

AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.