"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄
this is an edit that I found on twitter
Diego: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Five: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Diego: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Luther: Actually I did the math, Five would have $225, not $0.15
Five: did i ask you to fucking input....
Klaus: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Diego: while you’re there could you buy me an apple juice please?
Klaus: Sorry I only have a dollar
Diego: :(
Luther: Hey I just realized guys, Five would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Klaus: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Luther: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Allison: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice
Luther: Apply juice to what
Vanya: Directly to the forehead
Five: Great chat everyone
Literally
Spiderverse style im weak imagining them in alt dimensions unable to meet🫶
didnt feel like drawing the other arm🤟
pov: every reddie fic
if gay and happy are synonyms, why won't the marauders fandom let them experience joy??
its just me and all the sex bots that follow me against the world
new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
finn waking up every day since he started acting like “*sigh* time to be the gay kid again”