I Should Probably Get A Normal Hobby Instead Of Squealing Over Fictional Gay Ppl, But I Don’t Think

draco, who hasn't had a single romantic experience in canon: *exists*

fanfiction writers: and there he is, the macho heartthrob of hogwarts.

Klaus: (Gently taps table)

Ben: (disembodied taps back)

Luther: What are they doing?

Five, without looking up: Morse code.

Ben: (Aggressively taps table)

Klaus: (Slams hands down) YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Me: they [two characters] would never be good together why do people ship them???

*one fanfic later*

Me: Omg there sooo cute together 😃

every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep

if you see my reblogging a ton of posts about the kid’s movie with the gay fish… yes you did. i love that movie way too much

chat does he know about marriage

Me before watching ‘the black phone’: oh cool! A horror movie set in the 70s this should be sick!

Me after watching ‘the black phone’:

inspired by this post

*sighs* i miss my wife, tails

okay, let’s settle this like MEN. (kisses you)