The Shinies In This Game Are Mostly Done By Algorithms So That There Isn't A Sprite Overload; This Makes

So I texted the number off that dating simulator right.

I called and left a message, sent a text to try that too and didn't expect a RESPONSE.

HELLO? HDJAHDJFKDJAHDKFKFHSHAJDKGHSJAKDJFJSK

*The shadow smiled wider, her pupils dilating with a sadistic sense of excitement. He's taken the bait.*

You'd think so, right? Such a chatty fellow, that one... Always the one to carry the conversation.

I assure you he wouldn't be able to keep a secret if he ever talked about himself. He only ever talks about his company, after all. Truly, when was the last time he gave you a hint as to his personal interests..?

Well, we can dive into that later. Addressing the other question now; why I know what I do...

*The creature casually takes a few steps back until she is flat against the wall in the most literal sense. She's nothing but a shadow skittering over the Skull Ship's gloomy interior. Her teeth disappear into the darkness of her form as her hollow eyes gaze up at Hater; her tone level and matter-of-fact as she speaks.*

...I don't exactly play by this galaxy's rules.

The place I'm from likes to gather video footage of other galaxies as a sort of entertainment, posting them on different television channels or uploading them to websites. There are quite a few clips that hint at Wander's nature; clips that no one in your galaxy has seen. I've taken it upon myself to analyze them with the intention of building an accurate profile of him for you. A character study, if you will.

With this profile you should be able to break the part of him that seems untouchable: his spirit. You'll be able to tear apart his motivations and show him how wrong he truly is! You could destroy him in a way so much more personal than you've ever dreamed of.

So I'll ask again...

Are you interested?

...Wait, am I a celestial being?

You can call me the first person who made Rakshasa x Snail (his wife) fanchild

Ngl this version is pretty based. She definitely had her more selfish moments but the fandom got way too mad at her lol

Does anyone have the original or a version of the comic like this???? I'm trying to find it bc I can't at all please help! I don't care the fandom or whatever I just need one

doodles of my shiny espurr (her name is autism)

ensthir riding a funny kangaroo

this creature is known as a mir, filling the role of a horse in the desert regions, one of the many animals domesticated by ensthirs.

it is herbivorous and very docile, grazing at twilight to avoid the harsh sun and most predators. they live in small packs of up to ten members, all of which they will be very close with. these packs do not consist of a leader or any sort of pecking order, each member plays their own important role and are valued equally.

being social animals, they are easily approached and respond very well to offerings of food.

the mir has developed a duckbill-like mouth to prevent injuries when eating thick and spiny plants. their toenails have also developed into hooves, better for traversing the hot and rocky landscape.

their tail is thick and muscular, being highly flexible to balance out their body weight for a wider range of movement. a mir doesn't need to climb or swim to suit their lifestyle, but they are very capable of it if their ever comes a need. their tail is also able to store large amounts of water when droughts ar imminent.

the bluish-purple parts are bare skin, which is incredibly thick and leathery, having multiple uses to ensthirs. their arms, legs and some areas of the face are hairless, but the bottoms of the feet and hands have a short, thick layer of hair to avoid burns while walking.

there are two whisker-like appendages at the base of the neck, which function as ears.

HELLO??

Fully blindsided right now & still processing the situation as I type this

My employer of 4 years, who has always been honest with me (sometimes to a concerning degree) has just let me know quite suddenly that she does not have the money to pay me for my last 2 weeks of work.

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It's not totally out of the blue, I knew the company was struggling in an expand-or-die sort of way, but she's been reassuring me for months that she had investors lined up etc etc and that she'd let me know well ahead of time if I needed to start looking for another job.

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Timesheets for the second half of September were due on the 1st-- mine totaled up to nearly full time at 19/hr. Typically payroll goes through within a couple of days or we at least hear an update. Crickets.

My internet bill was due yesterday; the charge hit my closed bank account and bounced. I was barely expecting to be able to cover my existing overdue and anticipated expenses with the paycheck i believed was coming. I reached out via text to ask for an update:

I have in fact been looking for another job-- at least on the side to make me feel more secure and allow me to live more comfortably-- but no one wants a gardener in the winter, or a gardener who can't drive, for that matter, and I hadn't begun to start looking for the sort of work from home admin job she had me doing.

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She's been like a weird family member to me for ages now, and yet she let me do all that work the last couple weeks, knowing she couldn't pay me for it, without saying a damn word. I have emails from her asking for me to do more for her as recently as yesterday. No mention of oh btw it's gonna be volunteer labor for now. I'm feeling heartbroken and betrayed; she was one of the few 'adult' figures in my life I genuinely felt I could count on.

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I'll double down and figure something out-- but, in the meantime, I'm SO fucked and I really need your help. Please please at least reblog this for a boost, and if you have even an extra dollar I'd be tremendously grateful if you sent it my way.

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Ca$happ/venm* $wanderingivy

Dm for paypal or evidence of debts/bills/expenses and shit if you want it, I can't psychologically tolerate trying to dig it all up right this second

best friends or should i say gay lovers <3

relaxing