It’s Like Christmas Morning

Help, Epic the musical (specifically Hermes and his stupid pigeon laugh) has me on a chokehold

I really do adore the kind of character who would rather make everything worse than even try to fix the problem. Yeah man, fuck communicating with your friends, blow the place to hell!!!

I’VE TRANSLATED THE WHOLE WEBSITE!!!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ikJA4T0N3bjLicy7NueXiiGJQyfCOYLAcIEedI0TnhQ/edit

THE DOCUMENT HAS BEEN FINISHED! I’VE BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR A FEW HOURS NOW, AND I THINK I’VE COVERED EVERYTHING! REPLY IF ANYTHING ELSE HASN’T BEEN TRANSLATED YET.

EDIT: oKAY I ADDED EVERYTHING ELSE SO IT IS THE WHOLE WEBSITE SO FAR! AND FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTERESTED IN A CHALLENGE OR WANT TO EXPERIENCE SOME OF THE PAIN I FELT, DECIPHER THIS!

https://www.smbplumbing.com/ (Website shown in the Super Mario Bros movie advertisement for Mario Bros Plumbing)

looking through this website is like looking through the ISWM Markiplier website. If you click certain icons an audio plays (slightly distorted) and there’s even an Error404 page too. 

IF YOU CLICK ON THE MANHOLE COVER IT SENDS YOU TO A MOVIE POSTER. (Poster that shows might depend on the region?)

Clicking “Certified Super”, “As seen on TV”, and “24/7 Emergency Services” plays an audio sound.

Clicking the unloaded page icon sends you to an Error404 page with 3 pipes. Each plays an audio sound.

Clicking the Apply Now button leads to a Coming Soon page.

wanted to make a short comic involving these two and the administrator, realized that i had no clue what they looked like, then realized old people are hard to draw.

on other notes, this is the first time (in recent memory) that i’ve used a reference like this! most of the time the reference wouldn’t be used for a lot except for color and clothing designs i guess. drawing this made me feel like i was on a power trip. these are 100% better than the drawings i do with no reference at all.

time to draw these guys in different poses *gulp*

WHY DIDN’T I DRAW REDMOND USING RED INK AAAAGH

(samsung notes is my favorite app to draw on. despite the fact that everything is left as a sketch and color does not exist. it is my favorite.)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ikJA4T0N3bjLicy7NueXiiGJQyfCOYLAcIEedI0TnhQ/edit?usp=sharing

HERE IS THE GOOGLE DOC WHERE I WORK ON DECIPHERING THE CODE IN PARADOX DETECTED

(and to people who follow me for tf2 content, don’t worry! it’ll be back as soon as I finish this)

Stop reading popular books by Zionist authors!

This includes Neil Gaiman, Brandon Sanderson, SJM, Rebecca Yarros, Chloe Walsh, Gabrielle Zevin, Pierce Brown, Carissa Broadbent, Rachel Lynn Solomon, Michelle Hodkin, Taylor Reid Jenkins, etc.

Boycott Zionists’ works!

he lookin like this atp im So normal trust 🙏

thinking about that one group image where jezaille thought that instead of posing she would continue whispering in his ear

at least the swan is looking at the camera. how polite.

jezaille: "psst. hey, inspector. I have something racist to say."

is this. is this not just ace attorney. it’s just ace attorney. the vampire is barok, the faerie is kay, the hag in the lake is probably oldbag-

A day-in-the-life as a lawyer that specializes in the supernatural. Airtight contracts for genie wishes. Unambiguous purchase orders with faerie craftsmen. Divorce court for vampires with centuries-old prenups. The hag-in-the-lake who is claiming squatters rights against the new golf course…