Sircle-water - Oh No

Tell me more about hell

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

wanted to make a short comic involving these two and the administrator, realized that i had no clue what they looked like, then realized old people are hard to draw.

on other notes, this is the first time (in recent memory) that i’ve used a reference like this! most of the time the reference wouldn’t be used for a lot except for color and clothing designs i guess. drawing this made me feel like i was on a power trip. these are 100% better than the drawings i do with no reference at all.

time to draw these guys in different poses *gulp*

WHY DIDN’T I DRAW REDMOND USING RED INK AAAAGH

(samsung notes is my favorite app to draw on. despite the fact that everything is left as a sketch and color does not exist. it is my favorite.)

hi I'm accepting 5 art requests about tf2 pls tell me if my ask box is working also no ship art pls because am not comfy with that okey

(Basically: I'll select five requests you guys want me to draw about tf2, however no ship art that is noncanonical. The art won't be high quality, im just doing this to practice.)

TF2 Headcanons: Game Balance & The Gunslinger

So, let’s get right to it.

Gunslinger:

Obviously, the RED Engineer invented it first with the help of the RED Medic. The BLU Engineer never asked his team’s Medic for help due to the rocky relationship the entire BLU team has, so he could never figure out how to bridge the gap between man and machine. BLU Engie just found the blueprints for the Gunslinger design at the front of his door one day, complete with notes from the RED Medic and Engineer on how the wiring and circuits could function as nerves. BLU Engie immediately took to building it, but ran into a problem once he finished.

How would he remove his hand?

The RED Medic had helped his team’s Engie with removing the hand precisely so that the nerves would connect with the wiring of the machine. But there was no way the BLU Engineer would ever ask his Medic, considering how snappy he got. So BLU Engineer went into the day’s round of fighting, only to be absolutely obliterated by an Ubered RED Medic and Battle Engineer. After the humiliating defeat, BLU Engineer just says screw it and slices his hand clean off.

He, of course, ended up with an infection that forced him to go to the BLU Medic for help, who did his best to try and fix the problem. It was pretty hard to fix completely without regrowing his entire hand back, so he ended up with constant hand pain.

But how did BLU Engineer end up with the blueprints at his door?

Well that leads us to our next topic…

Game Balance:

The Administrator’s job is to make both teams as balanced as possible. She was the one who proposed the idea of clones to Blutarch, which Blutarch screwed up with his desire to make the BLU team superior to the RED team. If she could, the Administrator would definitely make a new set of clones for the BLU team, but cloning people is extremely expensive. So the Administrator tries to make the game more balanced, by giving all weapons that the RED team invents to the BLU team, and taking weapons that have too much power.

The RED team often works together to try and make new weapons that will make fighting easier, but overnight, the weapon will either disappear or be “nerfed” (aka components that make it too overpowered will be removed). However, once a weapon achieves balance, a copy is sent to the BLU team. Some of the RED team have suspicions about their disappearing weapons, but there isn’t much they can do about it. It’s either accept it as the norm or get fired.

So, the Administrator gave the BLU Engineer the Gunslinger to “balance” the teams. The Administrator couldn’t directly help the BLU team though, so they kept getting dominated by the RED team. The Administrator often sends Miss Pauling to provide the BLU team more support, but Miss Pauling doesn’t really care for the BLU team much. They’re never as lively or as fun as the RED team, and they don’t treat her as a friend and more as an uncaring employer. She definitely prefers the RED team over them, but she still needs to follow the Administrator.

Now, as I mentioned in my last post, I considered the RED Pyro to only be a suit brought to life with magic, and the BLU Pyro a crude mechanical version of it. A more detailed version of what I think of it will be up in a few days, and I apologize for the delay on that.

Thank you for all of the support on the last post! I spent the past few days just staring at the number of notes going up and reading the tags on reblogs and it just made me explode on the inside lol. I’ll be posting more of these headcanon posts, but instead of packing a ton of headcanons into one post I’ll spread them out a bit more so I’ll have time to come up with new ones. Thank you to everyone who reblogged and left all those nice words. It really encourages me to write more in this fandom, hell even in general.

TLDR: THANK YOU

really proud of how merasmus turned out! the second one is just how my brain imagines Dior (spy) stabbing unnamed man. if anyone’s confused it’s from an AU of mine i plan on making a trilogy fanfiction from lol. merasmus is just there

*wiggles fingers* mortal you shall die-! NO SOLDIER I DON’T WANT RACCOONS OH GOD NO

soldier: hi merasmus! :D

Headcanon/AU: Hosonaga adopted Jezaille’s swan after she died. He thought he was doing something good.

sniper was initially not allowed into the pool near the base that soldier and demo dug/bombed repeatedly. because y’know, pissman, pisspool....no one stood on his side and everyone physically pushed him back whenever he tried to get in. one night he just says screw it and jumps in the pool at 3 AM in the morning while no one’s in there. when they woke up and saw him in the pool, you’d better believe they shrieked and ran like little kids.

Sniper had the pool to himself for the rest of the week. whether or not he actually pissed is unknown.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ikJA4T0N3bjLicy7NueXiiGJQyfCOYLAcIEedI0TnhQ/edit?usp=sharing

HERE IS THE GOOGLE DOC WHERE I WORK ON DECIPHERING THE CODE IN PARADOX DETECTED

(and to people who follow me for tf2 content, don’t worry! it’ll be back as soon as I finish this)

teleport this bread around

come on spread the word