Happy Birthday To Me…..

EXCERPT: He used to talk a lot, more than he would care to admit. After he fell ill…well, talking is rather hard when there’s always an itch at the back of your throat. 

He’s found merit in listening instead. Listening patiently for a slip-up from witnesses, from suspects, from seemingly innocent bystanders. Waiting like a predator, hiding from the sight of its prey but still there, stalking the truth silently.

And so, in court, he waits. Waits silently for the woman’s words to trip her up, listening and documenting every statement with detail and a simmering rage.

Working on writing case 1-1 of DGS from Hosonaga’s perspective, so here’s an excerpt! I plan to tackle all the cases he’s involved in, as well as some in-between phases. It...will take a while though. Sorry.  (man i should post something other than hosonaga for once hhhh)

pitch shifted gregory edgeworth’s japanese objection to get a hosonaga objection because bored. 

makes more sense for it to be japanese too (right??)

i’ve been trying and failing to add hosonaga’s turtle pfp for the album art but it just isn’t working. tumblr please god no

....hm

I could probably come up with an idea to go with this but the fact that he’s effectively yelling Hosonaga’s name in court makes me laugh so hard. did hosonaga become a religion??? did something happen here??? like whenever someone is ‘lost in their daydreams’ you just yell satoru at them and the spirit of hosonaga wakes them up??? 

(i understand that they both just share the same origin in japanese but like. theories are fun)

not only a crime scenes thief but also an identity thief

spent way too long on this :)

Original and instrumental by iteachvader on youtube!

How much hi jinks would occur if you Plastic Man and Metamorpho started a bet over who could be the better version of the other person, not in the Freaky Friday kind of way, but in the role reversal. Plastic Man shift himself to look and act like Metamorpho, and vise-versa. Side note: Who wins the bet in your opinion?

Me. I win the bet.

If I understand correctly, you’re saying what if Rex and Plas pretended to be each other for a day? They both maintain the cover for a while, though folks start to notice that “Metamorpho” is only red, yellow, and white, and only stretches. Rex doesn’t ham it up quite the same way Plas does, but on looks alone Rex probably wins it. I imagine Plas probably spends the whole time talking that way someone does when they’re doing an unflattering impression of somebody-

“THIS IS A REAL GROOVY SHINDIG, OL’ KID, YA DIG?”

Hang on a sec, did you trick me into writing fanfic?!

quick doodle of guy...

is this. is this not just ace attorney. it’s just ace attorney. the vampire is barok, the faerie is kay, the hag in the lake is probably oldbag-

A day-in-the-life as a lawyer that specializes in the supernatural. Airtight contracts for genie wishes. Unambiguous purchase orders with faerie craftsmen. Divorce court for vampires with centuries-old prenups. The hag-in-the-lake who is claiming squatters rights against the new golf course…

My new pfp since I’m feeling like spycrab rn. The best feeling to feel.

the punching crab 🦀