Haha Soldier Go Brrr

*scout noises*

I imagine Scout just using the "my dad is dead" excuse to avoid facing consequences. until he uses it on Spy of course. Scout's figured out that if he ever mentioned his dead dad to Spy he'd never bug him for the rest of the day. I wonder why.

The Terrifics Vol 1 #18 (Cover art by Dan Mora)

there is a small statue of a strange robot with a single yellow glowing eye and a body made of cables and white plating that sits in sniper’s room/van. no one knows what it is, and if you ask sniper he either stutters or walks away muttering under his breath. what confuses everyone the most is the fact that sniper is very old-school. he has no clue how technology works, and barely knew how to use a phone when he arrived at Mann Co. why does he have a statue of a robot in his room?

(hint - it’s GLaDOS :>)

bonus: spy caught sniper once petting the head of it. when asked, sniper yelled “Like you would understand,” which was followed by sniper slamming the door and spy holding broken fingers to his chest and doubling over.

chief inspector

My new pfp since I’m feeling like spycrab rn. The best feeling to feel.

the punching crab 🦀 

he lookin like this atp im So normal trust 🙏

friendlies exist in the tf2 universe. someone starts dancing and then everyone follows him until the Administrator gets upset.

that’s it my brain is too tired to think of quality content.

it's as if you never existed at all

pitch shifted gregory edgeworth’s japanese objection to get a hosonaga objection because bored. 

makes more sense for it to be japanese too (right??)

i’ve been trying and failing to add hosonaga’s turtle pfp for the album art but it just isn’t working. tumblr please god no

Some character designs that’s. Yet to be colored