I Saw Keysmash And Then Looked Back Before Reading It And Saw The Alphabet

thank u barbie for showing bi/lesbian solidarity

One of the best ones is ‘Dogman in Barn.’

i just read ava’s demon and colorless. i try to keep the cursing to a minimum on my blog to keep the impact, but holy shit that is so fucking good oh my god i love it

So I’m wondering: Does anyone actually care if I post anything about a story I’m working on? It literally only exists because I was bored and the deck of cards I was going to draw was missing two cards.

an actual picture of me trying to make a creative post

I had an idea: a lesbian werewolf and a lesbian vampire. It’s double gay because in everything ever werewolves and vampires are enemies and not supposed to like each other

you know you’re tired when you double-misspell your own email to log into tumblr fucking hell

i’ve been watching parks and recreation. when andy said ‘the pit works in mysterious ways’ i was immediately like ‘the warlock found his patron’