Nicole: Simon isn’t answering his phone
Xavier: I’ll call
Nicole: Claire and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Simon: Hello?
Store Worker: Would Nicole Herrera and Claire Zomer please come to the front desk?
Claire + Nicole, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker pointing to Xavier + Simon: I believe they belong to you?
Xavier and Simon, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Nicole + Claire: We didn’t even bring you guys here with us-
Simon: We need to get through this locked door. Claire, give me your credit card.
Claire: Here.
Simon, pocketing it: Thanks. Xavier, kick down the door.
no literally, I’m so obsessed with their duoship. Especially considering how much Xavier looks after Simon so Simon doesn’t fuck up his own life and future. Like when Nicole was all “why aren’t we telling Simon about Janet returning?!?” and Xavier telling her that Simon would bolt and get his ass suspended so fast 😭😭😭 I need more spiraling Simon x reasonable Xavier moments fr pls don’t fail me season 2 🙏
xavier and simon weren't really the duo I thought I needed, not by a long shot, but their trust exercise in ep4 really sealed the deal for me. like yes thank you actually I do need more moments with simon being too stressed out and xavier being the shrug emoji about it. they balance each other so well, it's hilarious.
IDK IF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE OG VIDEO BEFORE BUT I CAN HEAR STINKYASHERS VOICE IN MY HEAD READING IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Simon: hey just double checking but you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night right? I'm dying to go to that new place like I can't-
Xavier: *confused stare*
Simon: oh sorry. Dinner. tomorrow. Me!
Xavier: YAY!! *Claps*
Quinn: Chillax!
Rhonda: That's not a word.
Quinn: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.
OBSESSED WITH THIS ART STYLE FR
School spirits redraw pt 2
Xavier: Fuck a heatwave, a goth never gets too warm.
Xavier, an hour later: I have heatstroke.
Simon, Nicole, and Claire are sitting on a bench
Xavier: Why do you guys look so sad?
Simon: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Xavier sits down*
Simon: The bench is freshly painted.
Maddie: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Maddie: I think we're missing something.
Wally: Teamwork?
Charley: Cohesion?
Rhonda: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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