Fuck It, Im Going To Sleep. Really Cant Be Bothered To Stay Up Till 4am Rn. I'll Catch Up With The Cody

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

nothing that a haircut and a wardrobe update and a detox and a sex change and a fake ID and getting medicated and selling all my stuff and faking my death and moving country can't fix

Adoption for Infinite Realms ghosts is very lackadaisical. Basically, if one party says "You're my parent/child!" and the other one agrees, it's official.

This is an issue for any Infinite Realms being that isn't super familiar with the Infinite Realms rules, who lives with humans, who are also not familiar with Infinite Realms rules.

Like Ellie. Or Danny. Or Vlad.

(Dan was fully dead once so he actually does know this.)

This isn't a problem until it is.

Ellie, thirty and trying to keep a low profile while she beats the crap out of alien invaders, is hit by someone.

Not by a punch though, it was more of a 'they were thrown into me' situation.

It's Superboy II, the little one. Elie's pretty sure he isn't supposed to be out here in this fight.

Also he's a little concussed.

"M...mom...run..."

"I see. So you are the boys mother. We have been searching for you."

Ellie feels something try to click into place.

"Yeah, sure. He's my kid."

With a snap, that something not only falls into place, but locks into place.

And with that, almost uncontrollable rage.

Ellie is done holding back.

"And you just made a huge mistake."

i have so many things to post but no energy to do so.

A very good time tonight but by the time they pull the trigger on Finn I’ll be wasting away in my grave because babe this pace is killing me

i don't know who needs to hear this but, on the marauders map cover the whomping willow is spelt 'womping willow'. Repeatedly. Throughout the entire tree area of the movie's map. It's not a one off mistake. It just is.

also in the books it's spelt whomping willow (shoutout to my buddy who found the books online for free)

this knowledge has plagued me, now i hope it plagues you.

“YEYEYEYEYE TAMA” 😂😂

April Fools day here is always funny because my dash is full of “here’s a Rick roll but it’s actually a different song” “here’s ‘do you love the color of the sky’ just kidding! It’s not the full long post!” “Here’s a drawing I made of a kitty! Just kidding! It’s two kitties and they’re best friends” and we do this unironically and completely ignoring the blood lust we all experience every year just two weeks prior

there are only so many times one can crash leonardo da vinci's first flying mahcine before you lose your mind

The shield footage with Dean casually absent....