Whomst The Fuck Are All These Gatekeepers Crawling Out Of Their Hidy Holes To State Their Very Wrong

favorite word?

probably discombobulate.

though defenestrate, shenanigans, and quintessence are also up there. and sparklecat is.. well, itself, but also fun. there's many good words.

also, felis, violet, and luna. nice and simple, make good names.

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

i'm not meant to be 2d let me out

there is something seriously wrong with me (<- got hit full-force by a sudden obsession with silly little stick figures)

hii, yes, i do!! i'm an inkling (among other things), but with more features from actual squids. could be called a xeno inkling, but still very human-like.

just today i was wondering why there's so few of us around. my sister is also an octoling, but she's not on here

are there any tumblr users here who kin inklings or octolings? like genuinely feel like them the way therians feel like animals? I’m questioning if I might be an Octoling as well as a dragon 😭

tumblr is trying to show me ads for the first time since i came here, but they just don't load. show up as blank. lmao get rekt broken ass hellsite

Intersex kitty!! Intersex kitty!!

this is a welcome distraction, so i might as well do it. also a neat way to compare how unusual my life is.

1: absolutely not

2: don't think i ever said that

3: many things

4: yes, but not in the conventional way

5: single, planning to stay that way

6: fighting

7: fruit yogurt

8: no

9: no

10: like a week ago

11: not romantically

12: yes (please do not try this)

13: multiple people

14: yeah, of course

15: yes

16: sickly

17: no, ew

18: no

19: it depends

20: what does that mean

21: packing stuff and drawing

22: no

23: no

24: biology

25: yes

26: to be able to breathe properly

27: probably not

28: not applicable

29: not applicable

30: my asthma

31: i wouldn't know

32: emerald green

33: probably

34: sonic the hedgehog

35: someone named jasmin

36: maybe

37: secret third option

38: i hope not

39: hasn't happened

40: when i was but a childe

51 (where tf are the missing ones): undecided

52: yes but the reasons can be stupid

53: digital art

54: probably not

55: sometimes

56: at least four

57: nah. but love in general is a true thing.

58: windy with nice clouds and a little rain

59: mostly yes

60: no

61: absolutely not

62: shiny object, watching animals, kindness

63: my legal name, yes

64: yes because they don't exist

65: don't have one

66: obviously not

67: shithead sibling

68: don't remember

69: no

70: maybe

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

The fact that splatoon literally forces you to look at girls all day and the most fleshed out characters and relationships are of women but y’all would rather make up yaoi of splatbands to look at is just….man…I thought y’all liked girls

order with a side or victory

won on my second try, first attempt ended on floor 3 lmao. finishing off order with burst bombs after ascending to godhood was fun, let's do that again.

posting this like three days after i did it btw.