Here, Have A Sliver Of Straw. As A Treat.

When the world is cruel and unwelcoming, press ZL to turn into a squid

just lost a shift on wave three with 20/21 eggs because one rando insisted on spending the wave standing next to a pile of eggs and this-waying, instead of bringing the damn eggs to the basket. never thought this would still happen in next wave with egg throw.

dear people who might be reading this: please don't do that. it's frustrating for everyone involved.

Splatoon humor

it's interesting how different the raw materials are, and get treated, compared to the typical modern paper. using bark and straw instead of just wood, and such a long, repetitive process to get them broken down... hard work, but the result looks really good. i suppose it's still less arduous than trying to turn solid wood to pulp without powerful machines.

how do people make papers for traditional painting and calligraphy in the past by chinese artist 山白shan bai

due to personal reasons, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

"the prefrontal cortex doesn't fully form until yr 25!!" y do u wish to take more agency away from teens and young adults. y do u refer to phrenology to inform yr worldview. I'm about to undevelop yr prefrontal cortex with a baseball bat if u don't shut the fuck up

pebble

I AM SPLATOON 3'S LEAST SANE MODDER