Omg Gifted Kid Brain...why Are You Not Gifted Kid Braining?

Girl isn't even a word to me anymore he's a friend

Narrator voice: The irony of this whole situation is not lost on her, she is utterly confused but also wants to burst out laughing

Narrator voice: her brain is doing cartwheels, not the exciting type the wtf is going on type

Narrator voice: she doesn't understand if being called small is a compliment or a threat....

Narrator voice: her brain is malfunctioning....what is this feeling? is she getting....flustered? Omfg abort mission nooooo.......(narrator panicking sounds)

Narrator voice: aww they are cute.......wait is that villain? Wtf is she trying to do here, ruin the moment between the lovebirds? (narrator angrily flips table)

Narrator voice: as much as I want to just deck the villain, I'm an entity that exists outside of their world so I can't do anything (narrator sighs)

(I discovered queer music this year, and my ears liked it...)

I'm the enfp-aries-slytherin combo, I bring a lot of things to the table especially chaos and entertainment (and neurodivergence probably)

It also means I like to lay on the floor in my room and never go out of my house (I also have a shitty attention span and friends who i forget exist)

Donate Insulin and medication to diabetics in Gaza

Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

I get to be cringe and gay here and no one has to know...that is so fabulous

Uh oh I spoke too soon! Chemistry is not looking good anymore....this is so chaotic omg.

I just found out about brain eating amoeba and I'm never going swimming again, no thanks.

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.