I got Courtroom Drama and immediately picked MHPRK. The last-minute surprise witness! I help win the case!
Though I've watched enough Law & Order to know that literally every one of these roles puts me in danger of being murdered in an NYC courthouse
You've been cast into a fictional setting, and you don't get to pick your genre. This wheel picks it for you.
Leo XIV was closest without going over, now he gets to play Papal Plinko
Antipope JD Vance is waiting in the Showcase Showdown
the Conclave turning a large dial labelled Woke and looking at the audience like in The Price is Right
I assume that’s basically how it goes yeah
Hey, here’s a concept. What if we stopped saying “but autistic people CAN do all those things” (erasing high support needs) and instead started saying “not being able to do those things doesn’t impact someone’s value as a person nor does it make it okay to commit eugenics”.
From everything I've read chef Guichon seems like a genuinely nice dude, and in particular the kind of guy that would see this and just laugh and go "that's me! I'm the chocolate guy!"
respectfully sir. What??
This is the funniest video ever
So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.
But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:
how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies
For the record, I looked this person up on Twitter and I think they actually live in Baltimore and seem pretty chill.
I will die in the hill of my driving opinions re: the DMV, however.
TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW
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..... uhhhhhhh you want to run all that by me again? what the fuck? no really what the fuck?