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Dead On Main DPxDC Fic Recs

I enjoy reading a Dead On Main fic every once in a while, so I decided to make a fic rec list for some of them! They are in no particular order. I did not rec any of my own fics.

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[A Deal with the Ghost King] by JaxinKH

Jason unintentionally makes deals with Danny, the ghost king. Mainly for dates. Very funny!

2.[Rooftop Express] by EmeraldsAndAmethyst

Watch that rating! This is an M one, folks. Honestly, Danny is just chaos incarnate and watching him and Jason slowly fall for each other is a ton of fun.

3. [I Don't? Work Alone] by DomesticatedOpossum

Phantom starts working for the criminal Red Hood, taking out the small guys while Hood takes out the big fish. Dialogue is great, there are some wonderfully funny moments and some good mystery in there. It deals with the messiness of family and trauma really well.

4. [Like Betta Fish Do] by PaperPuffing

It's a mistake anyone could make right? Trespassing into someone else's haunt. Well they meet, and spar, and then are just cuties together <3

5. [I Am A Retired Hero and My Love Interest Is a Former Crime Lord?!] by Shy Crow

Danny accidentally kills the Joker, and Jason just immediately gets a crush. It's fun, has a unique premise, and I'm really enjoying it so far!

6. [Danny Fenton: Dead and Loving It] by HyperKid

Another M rated one!

Massively long fic, but oh so good! The humor in this is great and I really like what I've read so far.

7. [Love is an Open Door (You are the door)] by violetmoreviolent

Jason just insta falls in love and is an adorable mess XD Premise is A ++ too, with Jason being a portal Danny can come thorugh.

8. [Wait For It] by DisillusionedDanny

Danny met Jason and Damian in the League. Jason tries to win his ex-boyfriend back. It's a lovely fic that deals with confronting and owning up to your own mistakes.

9. [Can I Kiss You?] by Petite_Phthora

Jason is smitten Danny after he accidentally killed the Joker.

10. [Reverence] by Halfagone

This is rated M, so be cautious and do read the warnings! Soulmate AU! Pretty damn cute and a little heated! Very lovely fic <3

You've Been Portal Jacked!

During the season 1 episode "Portal Jacked!", something goes a little awry...

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[Part 13 (in progress...)]

[Part 7] [Part 8] [Part 9] [Part 10] [Part 11] [Part 12]

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Oh man! I'm keeping this forever I live this so much XD

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would put me into a blender and press go) and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

I'm dying! I so hope something like this happens to me XD

T4T jayvik my beloved

You, the queen of a fairy tale kingdom, got cursed to give birth to a princess who’s going to live her life isolated in a tower the first 20 years of her life. Narrate how you avoid your daughter’s fate.

EVERYONE shut the FACK UP IM ON PUTER

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before