I Have Never And Will Never Watch Drive To Survive But I Would Really Just Like To Say Fuck Netflix And

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

you know the drill, op disabled reblogs etc etc etc

Btw, leading every single lap in the same weekend where the track isn’t favourable for the polemen and people keep reminding you that you have never led first lap from pole is peak fuckyou-ism

Proud of him

all i will say about that sprint is that. as much as i loathe team orders. they didn’t do anything that a winning team has never done before!

Man went from 😃 to 🤨 to 🫥

some 2024 Vegas GP memes cuz I was bored

Hamilton in the car ride to the podium:

Carlos when he came to pit and saw the Ferrari mechanics having a sleepover in the garage:

Ferrari fans watching their drivers fight on track and potentially lose the WCC:

Charlos fans watching the Las Vegas GP:

Lando fans watching Max win the WDC:

McLaren fans enjoying the Ferrari drama:

Lestappen fans watching the race and not knowing what emotion to show:

(this was me)

Mercedes in Las Vegas when they remember they're Mercedes:

The FIA trying to figure out how much community service they're going to give Charles:

Apparently there's a limit so that's it ig

i'm in love with every single one of these

formula one masterlist

drivers i will write for: lando norris, charles leclerc, oscar piastri, logan sargeant, george russell, lance stroll, yuki tsunoda, max verstappen, mick schumacher, pato o'ward, david malukas

may write for other drivers depending on request, i will let you know if i don't generally vibe with the idea and encourage you to pass it along to another writer!!

some prompt lists you can use: one two three four* five

accepting requests via asks, but I will not guarantee I will write them, but I will encourage you to pass it along to another writer, if it's something in my wheelhouse i will give it a shot!!

if you'd like to be added to a taglist send me an ask!! either general or for a specific driver

I do not write smut!! can be sexy/implied but I skip over explicit scenes!

✨ = personal favourite

SERIES AND COLLECTIONS

our deal + worth it for once [lando Norris x driver!reader] ✨ the wag collection [multi-driver, smaus] ✨

LANDO NORRIS [ln4]

crossing the line [fluff/angst] wedding crasher [fluff] ✨ change your ticket [fluff] fish [fluff/ficlet] i've had no love like your love, nobody [social media au] and your friend steve [social media au] an extended family christmas [holiday, social media au] santa's lando's workshop [holiday, fluff] new years traditions and drunk kisses [fluff, spicy, new years eve] just for the day [fluff, kinda platonic, valentine's day] hole in one [social media au, the wag collection] figure it out [social media au, the wag collection] ✨ say you won't let go [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] the tan line that never fades [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] along the yellow brick road [fluff, spooky season]

our deal series [williams driver!reader] - finished

our deal full masterlist ✨ part one - our deal | suzuka [angst, some fluff, some spice] part two - our deal | just friends [social media au] part two.five - our deal | qatar [angst] part three - our deal | mexico [fluff, some angst, some spice] part four - our deal | miami [fluff, some angst, spice] part five - our deal | heart eyes [social media au] part six - our deal | las vegas [angst] ✨ part seven - our deal | question mark [social media au] part eight - our deal | season end [fluff] ✨ part nine - our deal | together [social media au] bonus - an our deal christmas [holiday, fluff]

worth it for once series [williams driver!reader - our deal continued]

part one - worth it for once | dts [fluff] part one.five "it'll be alright" [fluffy angst, blurb] part two - worth it for once | bahrain [fluff/angst] part three - worth it for once | australia [angst] part four - worth it for once | have your back [social media au] part five - worth it for once | miami [fluff, lando race win] ✨ part six - worth it for once | austria [angst] part seven - worth it for once | R&R [social media au] part eight - worth it for once | summer break [fluff]

CHARLES LECLERC [cl16]

i can see you [middle/spicy] I can see you part two [middle/spicy] in a different timezone [social media au] ✨ how sweet it is [blurb, fluff, valentine's day] wake up call [blurb apart of 1.5k, fluff] obviously equally skilled [social media au, the wag collection] flowers for your birthday [fluff] ✨ the taste of your lips [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] twenty-one days [fluff/angst, blurb apart of 2k summer bash]✨ do you like scary movies? [fluff, spooky]

OSCAR PIASTRI [op81]

a very rookie secret santa [holiday, fluff] ignoring tornado warnings [fluff] ✨ some friendly advice [fluff] ✨ does he even know how to skate? [social media au, the wag collection] when she called [angst] a friendly push [fluff, part two to "some friendly advice"] just a guy on a horse [social media au] ✨ sunset swim [spicy, fluff] ✨ sunburnt, sunkissed [spicy, fluff] favourite place [fluff] ✨

YUKI TSUNODA [yt22]

made with love [fluff, blurb apart of 1.5k celebration] I like this seat for you [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] ✨

LANCE STROLL [ls18]

"hotter than yesterday" [fluff, blurb apart of 1.5k celebration] ✨ like in the hallmark movies [holiday, fluff] aced it [social media au, the wag collection] the hockey sweater [fluff, spicy] ✨ a wedding favour [fluff] ✨ fireflies and lantern light [fluff, apart of 2k summer bash] the best medicine [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash]

MAX VERSTAPPEN [mv1]

a spectacularly bad plan [fluff, blurb apart of 1.5k celebration] to get the best deal [fluff, valentine's day] a friendly competition [fluff, spicy, valentine's day]

GEORGE RUSSELL [gr63]

one kiss at midnight [fluff, a little spicy, new year's eve fic] ✨ different tracks [social media au, the wag collection]

MICK SCHUMACHER [ms47]

sleepy breakfast [fluff, valentine's day] something in his pocket [fluff, blurb apart of 1.5k celebration]

LOGAN SARGEANT [ls2]

the perfect all-american couple [social media au, the wag collection] a run of birthdays [fluff] a run of birthdays (part two) [fluff] ✨ breakfast of champions [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash]

INDYCAR

PATO O'WARD [po5]

a mariposa and a duck [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] ✨ sun safety first [fluff, blurb apart of 2k summer bash] okay, for the most part [angst -> fluff]

DAVID MALUKAS [dm66]

what's in the favourites folder? [blurb, fluff]

babygirl

You watch f1. You choose your blorbo. It's Charles Leclerc. You realise he's the most soggy saddest wet meow meow you've ever seen. He's having a bad time at least 90% of his career. You want him to do well. His team is ass. He literally will not leave. His loyalty is too strong. But yours is too.

perhaps it's because i'm also a football fan, and i'm so used to brushing off vitriol that's ever thriving because that's just the sport, but most of lando's haters are so fucking soft, it hurts to see.

you claim you want 'cunty f1' back, yet you constantly berate lando for being 'whiny' when things don't go his way. charles does the same thing, but because it's charles and he's more 'champion material' or whatever the fuck you guys say, you'll deem it as him being determined and wanting to push himself to the top.

lando doesn't say a thing, you'll claim he's not 'worthy of winning the championship because he's not competitive enough' and 'doesn't care'.

you call lando racist, and granted, what he said in miami was not favourable in the slightest, and i'll 100% hold him accountable for that, but let's not forget the fact that he's mentioned he doesn't like trump before in one of his streams, and how he took part in the blm demonstration (whether just for pr or not, i'll still take my liberties and allow this one to count as it was a public display). or how he's never displayed some sort of alliance with trump's convictions before trump was (out of lando's control) invited to miami.

you absolutely cannot sit there and be a max fan, but beneath the table shoot lando in the foot when max is heavily involved with a notoriously racist's daughter. and let's not even forget max being completely flippant and dismissive when asked about piquet calling lewis a racial slur.

at the end of the day, lando is only human, i will admit he has said things that don't put him in the greatest of lights, but we're all acting as if people haven't said worse. i could compare him to seb and say that vettel literally roamed the grid being public enemy number one for a long time, but people will say that they're not on the same level to be compared. and i agree, however we have to give lando the chance to get there and not criticize his journey in doing so.

let lando make mistakes, let him fumble, let him be whiny and bratty on the track, but let's remember he is second in the championship standings. yes, he's most likely not winning it, but it's honourable enough for someone who just won his first race this year.

we're so used to seeing people have such a confident, upfront attitude with the championship that when someone who isn't as self assured is 'contending', they're deemed as unworthy, no matter how hard they try. you can't expect someone to be perfect without giving them the room to become perfect.