Absolutely Shaking Everyone Worried About "faking" Their Alterhuman Identity, AND Everyone That Likes

I like how during the trial Miles would roast poor Nick alive without mercy

And then later, outside of court, he can’t shut up about how Phoenix is ​​his best friend, his hero, his savior, the light of his life, the greatest lawyer in the world,godwhatawonderfulmanheydoyouknowthathesavedme11yearsagohemademeabetterpersonIwillneverbeabletopayhimbackforwhathedidtomewanttohearabouthimagainilovehimsomuch

idk when we decided that explaining yourself shouldn't be part of an apology but like. if someone was a dick to me and apologizes but I still don't understand why they did it I'm not gonna feel any better

Dogkin Scout tf2

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This was a request!

Teehee just kidding you don't get a choice

How?

When I was a kid I was a big fan of the big Garf, and as a man who doodles on every sheet of paper I also ended up learning how to draw him and doodled him on everything, I got introduced to Heathcliff through drawfee and since Garfield should be long retired by now I look at the comics. I also learned how to doodle him, I believe the first time I really thought about it was doodling on a foggy car window, where I doodled them kissing

What?

Imagine, if you will, Garfield going around the neighborhood and finding another outdoor car by the name of Heathcliff, Heathcliff is mute. They go ham heisting, caterwauling, etc. in a universe where they are catboys I imagine Heathcliff can ride a motorcycle and maybe cook but there's no shortage of non catboy content given Heathcliffs robot son and various other lore. Garfield thinks Heathcliff is cool, maybe even adventurous. Heathcliff thinks Garfield is funny, and secretly nice.

Why?

Why not?

Hi increasingly exasperated mutuals, would you guys like the garfcliff lore? (Garfield/Heathcliff)

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

My brain whenever i space out, if you even care

Op what do Dewey and Hueys quotes say 🥺

this was way too fiting asdasdasd

(the inspiration behind it)

gone fishin' 🎣

Recognizing that the "Unnecessary feelings" comment isn't about gay thoughts makes wrightworth better in my honest opinion.

"Seeing you gives me an extreme carnal reaction and I want to kiss you stupid"? WRONG. "Your being here makes me remember a time when I was truly happy. Your presence forces me to acknowledge the icy waters I am submerged in. Your fires make me realize how cold I am, and I'm too scared of reaching out. I'm scared that the moment I reach out, I will douse your flames because I am colder than the darkest parts of this trench I find myself in and I don't think your fire can handle it.

Your warm smile makes me realize how sad I truly am. I look into your bright eyes and feel the dark bags under mine sag. I am tired and I so badly want to rest my head, if only for a moment, on your shoulder, my oldest friend. My dearest friend. My only friend. I want nothing more than to cry in your arms, but my tears are so cold that I may snuff your embers when I wet your sleeves. You open your hands to me to take my burdens, but you don't understand how hefty it is. I will crush anyone under the weight of it, including you.

It would've been better had we not met, you are too earnest, too persistent, too kind for me. You will break yourself for anyone. I don't want to be the one you break yourself on. Because you are the only one who understood me.

Don't ever show your face in front of me again."