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I’m watching the FNAF movie with my brother. I hate horror. But- it’s actually half-decent.

Freddy’s not terrifying. All of the others are, though

Rabbit Has Fainted.

hi, my lovely tumblr weirdos! i’m going on hiatus for about a month because of school and stuff, so i won’t be posting anything until early october. until then, remember that my Ask The All-Knowing Shroom box is always open! i desperately need asks, ‘cos i’m having major writer’s block.

Love and smiles, Shroomie

You may need to separate out the paragraphs yourself. I have no idea how to format.

I am a benevolent god, so here's a free and VERY in-depth character template!

Basic Information Character’s full name: Reason or meaning of name: Character’s nickname(s): Birth date: Physical appearance Gender: Age: How old does she appear: Nationality: Weight: Height: Body build: Shape of face: Eye color: Glasses or contacts: Skin tone: Distinguishing marks: Predominant features: Hair color: Type of hair: Hairstyle: Voice: Overall attractiveness: Physical disabilities: Aesthetic: Usual fashion of dress: Favorite outfit: Jewelry or accessories: Piercings: Tattoos?: Personality Pronouns: Positive personality traits: Negative personality traits: Mood character is most often in: Mental conditions: Sense of humor: Love language: Character’s greatest joy in life: Character’s greatest fear: Character's lesser fear(s): What single event would most throw this character’s life into complete turmoil? Character is most at ease when: Most ill at ease when: Enraged when: Depressed or sad when: Priorities: Life philosophy: If granted one wish, it would be: Why? Character’s soft spot: Is this soft spot obvious to others? Greatest strength: Other strengths: Greatest vulnerability or weakness: Other weaknesses: Biggest regret: Minor regret: Biggest accomplishment: Minor accomplishment: Past failures he/she would be embarrassed/ashamed to have people know about: Why? Character’s darkest secret: Does anyone else know? Goals Drives and motivations: Immediate goals: Long term goals: How the character plans to accomplish these goals: How other characters will be affected: Past Hometown: Type of childhood: Pets: First memory: Most important childhood memory: Why: Childhood hero: Dream job: Education: Religion: Finances: Present Current location: Currently living with: Pets: Religion: Occupation: Finances: Family Mother: Relationship with her: Father: Relationship with him: Siblings: Relationship with them: Spouse: Relationship with him/her: Children: Relationship with them: Other important family members: Favorites Color: Least favorite color: Music: Least favorite music: Food: Least favorite food: Literature: Least favorite literature: Form of entertainment: Least favorite form of entertainment: Expressions: Mode of transportation: Most prized possession: Habits Hobbies: Languages spoken: Plays a musical instrument? Plays a sport? How he/she would spend a rainy day: Spending habits: Smokes: Drinks: Other drugs: What does he/she do too much of? What does he/she do too little of? Extremely skilled at: Extremely unskilled at: Nervous tics: Usual body posture: Mannerisms: Peculiarities: Traits Optimist or pessimist? Introvert or extrovert? MBTI: Daredevil or cautious? Logical or emotional? Disorderly and messy or methodical and neat? Prefers working or relaxing Confident or unsure of himself/herself? Animal lover? Self-perception How he/she feels about himself/herself: One word the character would use to describe self: One paragraph description of how the character would describe self: What does the character consider his/her best personality trait? What does the character consider his/her worst personality trait? What does the character consider his/her best physical characteristic? What does the character consider his/her worst physical characteristic? How does the character think others perceive him/her: What would the character most like to change about himself/herself: Relationships with others Sexuality: Opinion of other people in general: Does the character hide his/her true opinions and emotions from others? Person character most hates: Best friend(s): Love interest(s): Person character goes to for advice: Person character feels responsible for or takes care of: Person character feels shy or awkward around:

Hellooo. I am very new to tumblr, and saw a post you posted about the frogs. So i interacted with it, innocently thinking it will get saved, but now i cant find it anywhere???? Help pls??

So, it depends on how you interacted with it. If it was in Frogblr and you reacted, it won't save. But if it was one of my normal blog posts and you liked or reblogged it, it should show up in your likes or posts.

Idk how to save Frogblr posts, tbh. I'm just a neurospicy frog enjoyer messing around on here.

yet another post abt my mom

My mother used to attend Trinity University in Chicago, Illinois. In her last semester living there, she and her roomate, Michelle, decided to break all (most of) the rules.

One of these rules was "Do not steal."

So, she and her friend decided to be ridiculous. They brought my mom's Honda Accord to the campus, grabbed a bench, put it in the car, and drove away.

To this day, we still have that bench. It sat on my front porch until last night, when my mom and I were coming back to that house to get my supplies for fending off Satan's Waterfall. She was reminiscing, and decided to 'steal' the bench from my dad.

She put it in the backseat. I didn't even notice it. So this morning/afternoon/idk, she tells me this story, and shows me the bench, sitting on my grandparents' front patio.

I'm not sure how to feel, honestly. I'm conflicted between finding it hilarious and being impressed.

I Did A Photoshoot

I have many plushies. But today. Today I took pictures of my keychains. These are Kokomi (the Squishmallow Stingray) and Sebastian (the Plague Doctor in the shadows).

I love my keychains. I’ll post more plushie photoshoots later, too! I have many.

Love, Shroomie

I feel so called out

Ever just see somebody talking to themselves in public?

Wonder what's going on in there?

Mumbling? Tics? Reciting lines? Thinking of a memory?

Or on the other side.

Talking to headmates? Alters? Imaginary friends?

You'll never know.

I like to call this phenomenon

Schrödinger's Chat

Witch Hat Fucking Atelier

SO I'VE READ UP TO VOL. 10. AND DAMN. QIFRUGGIO. DAMN. GALWERT. DAMN. EASTLUCI. DAMNNNN.

First off... Why the fuck is Olruggio basically Aizawa from MHA? Because honestly, if he grew his hair out and shaved his beard down short, they look the same. And I hella love an exhausted/dad/bisexual af teacher type.

Next, Qifrey. Let's just start with his parenting skills. He's a traumatized one-eye boi, but he's still an adorable dad. And let me be very clear, this man gives kinky asf vibes. Under the cute, there is a man who can turn ANY of Olly's contraptions into a sex toy. But his dadding is amazeballs.

The Knights Moralis remind me of the Knights of Favonius from Genshin Impact. Like, Luluci-> Jean? Easthies-> Diluc? The dude with spiky orange hair whose name I don't remember-> Kaeya? Galga-> Albedo? No? Okay. But Eastluciiiiiiiiii. Just yes.

Finally, the girls. Imma just say that people usually describe me as a Tetia. But tbh, I prefer Coco. Also, spellcheck hates Agathe. Sorry, Agott. And why does everyone spell Richeh like Riche? It's REEK-he. Not RICH-e. Ugh.

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FANART/FANFIC ABT WITCH HAT ATELIER. *sobs in Qifruggio/Galwert/Eastluci shipper*

Oh neat thx

Not the day6 lol

Things abt SKZ

Recently, Lee Know and Hyunjin released SKZ-RECORDs, and both of them are depressing/love songs. I love them, they're amazing.

But it makes me wonder who they're about. Love Me or Leave Me sounds like a sad postscript for Want So Bad, which leads me to believe that, at least in theory, Lee Know is writing about Han. I mean, there's at least a bit of evidence for the MinSung theorists, so it's not off the table.

Long For You is quite in-sync with the feel of Hyunjin's other SKZ-RECORDs, and initially, doesn't feel too strange. But if you take into account the recent distance between him and Felix, you start to see a theoretical correlation.

I'm not going to say that I don't sail these two ships. I do, and I will support them no matter their relationship status.

Thx for indulging my thought process!

Smiles, Shroomie

here’s a midnight shitpost for ya

Literally just stuff that we need more of lol

Omega dynamic: AIZAWA, Xiao, Dabi, Link, Giyuu, SHINSOU

Dying AU: EraserMic, TodoDeku/BakuDeku, DABIHAWKSSSSS, XiaoTher/XiaoLumi, KaveTham, ZeLink

annoyingly fluffy cuddle moments: dadzawa & eri, SHINKAMI, XiaoVen, KazuScara, ShinoGiyuu, KiriBaku

VULNERABLE: AIZAWAAAAAAAAAA, Midoriya, Xiao, Scaramouche/Wanderer, HAWKSYYYYYY, Shooootooooo lol

SOMEONE LINK A GOOD ANGSTY ERASERMIC FIC IN THE COMMENTS PLEASEEEEEEE I NEED DYING AIZAWA AND HIZASHI FREAKING OUT IM SORRY ITS JUST SO GOOD