Xiao Borb, Dvalin, Chunklette

a neurodivergent blurb

I have ADHD. very, very bad ADHD. Anything and everything can be overstimulating. But there are some weird things that I do that make no sense.

Noises. I hate large crowds. They're loud and chaotic and terrible. But! I can and will blast k-pop at full volume in my earphones.

Using a weighted blanket. Most people think that if I can't freely move around, I'll be overwhelmed. But, actually, that makes it worse.

Lots of accessories. Sometimes, certain pieces of jewelry make everything bad. Like, I can't wear rings on my left hand and I can't wear bracelets on my right wrists. That's how you know that I don't have OCD.

Yay, ADHD.

I need it lol

One of these days, I will be starting an Etsy shop. Yes! Shroomie, the crazy, ADHD depresso blogger, will be selling their art!

I'll be selling crochet stuff (hats, scarves, plushies), needle-felted clothes, art (prints and paintings and shit), and therian masks.

No. I will not be taking commissions. Although I would appreciate suggestion for themed character hats.

Yay thxxx

or, Alternatively,

So, you're finally awake, noona hoksi namjachingu isseoyo

so, you’re finally awake, onii-chan

I wrote two thingies about aliens and now people love me.

Guys.

I'm just a little goblin trying to be funny. Like, yes, I do art and fanfic and all that, but mostly I'm just ranting about my brother being a raging h0m0ph0bic weirdo and my friends being crazy gremlins.

Eventually, I'll have an Etsy where you'll be able to buy my weird art. But until then, please keep enjoying my weird shit.

(Also, would you guys want Karen The Raging Hormonal Monster and Human Poison stickers?)

NO DONT DO THIS TO ME

Can I pick one to not? ‘Cause I don’t like Zayne. Not my type.

Important Question: You can only choose one. Who are you picking? 🫠

the IA stands for Immediately, Asshole

LGBT stands for Let’s Get Blitzo Therapy

I’m watching the FNAF movie with my brother. I hate horror. But- it’s actually half-decent.

Freddy’s not terrifying. All of the others are, though

Rabbit Has Fainted.

My brother likes fortnite.

Him about Meowdas: "he's a cute little kitty and I want to give him squidges."

About Ghost Director: "She's a symbiote- she keeps her symbiote in her backpack."

about Dynamo Tntna: "A hot chicky chick who lives to ruin people's lives."

About Undercover Skye: "She's cosplaying."

"Eat your fish. And then to recycle, turn it into pure gold with your powers and turn it into a battle axe."

I'm so fuckin confused. What the fuck is a "squidge"?