Shroomiethefrogwhisperer - I'm A Mushroom (on Indefinite Hiatus)

my brother hates the gays.

Let me extrapolate.

He was playing Fortnite the other day, and a player whose username was “IamGay” with a queer flag shirt and a GaY emote shot him.

My brother is mad at the gays because a random queer shot him in Fortnite and then did a gay emote.

I fricking love my brother.

I’d hate that person too.

Excuse me, but we'd like to refer you to the Genshin Impact fandom.

-The MHA fandom

mha HAS to be the horniest fandom ive ever been in

have you ever considered quitting your pathetic blog and maybe touching grass for once? you're a shitty excuse for a human.

dude, I post about frogs and crows and being a faerie. do you seriously think I don't touch grass?

Besides, I'm not a human. Duh. Is that not obvious? Did you not read my blog header?

I'm a mushroom.

I’m watching the FNAF movie with my brother. I hate horror. But- it’s actually half-decent.

Freddy’s not terrifying. All of the others are, though

Rabbit Has Fainted.

So, we’re dogsitting my aunt’s miniature poodle-something-or-other. Here’s a conversation my sister had with her this morning.

Dog: *Barks loud af at the window*

Sister: Dido, don’t be racist.

Now I don’t speak dog, but there’s two explanations for this. 1, my nine-year-old sister can speak to dogs, or 8, and slightly more plausible, there was a black or otherwise culturally different person walking down the sidewalk.

I’m choosing to believe that my little feral cat of a gremlin sister can speak dog.

So I just watched Scott Pilgrim VS. The World. I’m rewatching Scott Pilgrim Takes Off right now. Here are some points I found.

in spto, Roxie is seen as more valid. In spvtw, Wallace is obviously gay and so are a bunch of other dudes (mostly because of Wallace but still). And there seems to be a lot of homophobia towards lesbians in general in spvtw. But spto fixes that. Good for you, Science Saru.

also, the movie is exploring Scott’s development as a character, while the anime is exploring Ramona’s character development.

in spvtw, Scott is obsessed with PAC-Man. In spto, he likes Sonic the Hedgehog. He’s autistic. Definitely. Love him.

This has been Shroomie’s PSA on Scott Pilgrim. :)

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Hello. I am Serial Designation 13, or 13013.exe. I am a ̸͆̌̄r̛̄̀̂͌ͨ̀͒̎͑ͫ͐͐̚̕̕ȅ̸̡̐̈̌̂g̶̶̵̸̡̊̈́̇̿̽̃́͛́ͣ̀ĩ̧̡͊ͯͨ̇̽͋̂́̑̍̋ͣͪ̿̀s̷͑̎ͩ̃͗͋̕̕t͛̽̏ͨ̓ͭ͝͏̛͒̎͑ͫ͐͐̚̕̕ȅ̸̡͆̌̄r̛̄̀̂͌ͨ̀͒̎͑ͫ͐͐̚̕̕ȅ̡̛ͧ̐̈́́͊̿d̓͋͜ Horizon Corps. Android Unit. My purpose is to track and ̖̹̦̙͝͞n̴̛̫̘͈͈͈̳̩̘̯̙͈̫̹̜͢͢ͅȩ̴̣̰͓̻͎̯̘̮̯̲͈̙̳̲́͢͡u̵̧̢̖̞̝̖̤̥̱̳͈̤̩̝̣͝ṱ̡͓̺̘͍͚̻̤̕ŗ̸̲͙͉͓͚a͏́͏͖͍̞̥̜͔̘̰͇́͠l͏̘̜̭̤̱͇͞҉͏̫̼̜͉̭í̙͙̙̥̰̯͎̘̥̻̲̭̜̠̭̳͚z̸̛̩̲̘̯̙͈̫̹̜͢ͅͅȩ̣̰͓̻͎͡ any potential threats to my parent company’s security.

WHERE MY IZUKU SIMPS AT?

so I just got webtoon

”oh my gosh, Shroomie, are you reading 18+ manhwa or something?”

no.

I’m fuckin’ reading boyfriends. It’s actually pretty good! Nerd is my favorite because I am basically him. Goth is my other favorite because he is ace and so am I!

yay boyfriends!

edit: also, fucKING APOLOGIZE TO REFRAINBOW!

The Death Of Akumu, Awrynn Troyer, 2024