SAME! MY DAD ALWAYS ASKS ME IF I NEED IBUPROFEN THE MOMENT I SPEND MORE THAN FIFTEEN MINUTES IN THE BATHROOM ‘CAUSE HE KNOWS.
ofc, it never helps. A simple ibuprofen doent cut it. I need a, like, Xanax or a Midol or some shit.
Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.
Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?
Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.
Alien: What??
Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.
Alien: wHAT?!
Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.
Alien: WHaT ?!?!
Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.
Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.
Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.
EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…
Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*
Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf
Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS
yay! *giggles in adhd*
You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!
안녕하세요, everyone! I’m Nakashimura Mi-naki, and I’m a Korean-Japanese 2nd year at UA High’s Hero Course! My quirk is Dragonfeel, and I’m the oldest of the Nakashimura Triplets!
Dragonfeel means that she’s basically just Mantis from Guardians Of The Galaxy, but she has wings. She’s the most introverted extrovert ever, and she took 4-5 hours to draw. SCALY WINGS ARE HARDDDDD.
No, I didn’t draw her fingers/toes. If you don’t like that, too bad.
Smiles, Shroomie
I must be high or smth because I just looked down at my black camo cropped tank top and saw a piece of blue lint on it and thought it was a tiny mouse.
I also have a Velveeta Cheese mustache. Screw you, shells n' cheese.
Pukicho, everyone, master of the obvious and teaching idiots words that they should already know
I stimulate the economy by tickling its scrotum
So, you guys know how Hawks is a bird? Welllll… what if he laid eggs?
Dabi, making breakfast: OI NUGGETS! WANT SOME EGGS?! Hawks, scrambling down the stairs frantically: WHICH EGGS DID YOU USE?! Dabi: I dunno, the ones in the red carton?
Hawks, grabbing him by the collar: DID. YOU. USE. A. PURPLE. EGG. Dabi: No, that one looked weird, so I left it.
Hawks: *slumps against the counter, relieved*
Dabi: why do you ask? Hawks: Don’t ever use those eggs again.
*Sounds of an egg cracking*
Dabi: Takami Keigo, what the hell is that?!
Hawks: Ummmm… We may be having a child. Miutomo: *climbs out of her eggshell and chirps*
Dabi: H-HOW?! HAWKS-
Hawks: *major freakout but also stunned by Miu’s cuteness*
soooo I may have edited it and now it looks weird… oh well.
What are the frogs' opinions on Toads? Do they live together or considered seperate? Can they marry?
Hooooooo. This is a very loaded question. I'll try to simplify as much as I can, though.
So there are two opinions on this. The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion and the Woke Opinion.
The Technically Correct But Still Bigoted Opinion is that no, Frogs and Toads should not mate because they are different species (the reason it's Bigoted is because most Frogs of this opinion are racist and classist, meaning they think that Frogs should be the dominant amphibian class).
The Woke Opinion is that Frogs and Toads can and should mate because diversity. And it doesn't make weird hybrid species things.
I personally prefer the Woke Opinion, but it's a divided issue.
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
we then had to convince my mom to let me shitpost abt it on Tumblr.
So yes, I did another photoshoot! This plush is @nagarnia's Fluffli Plushie!
ADHD. I have ADHD. Oh, and I'm aroace. Hi. :]
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