I’m A Moth That Makes Posts By Slamming Headfirst Into The Light Of A Gaming Keyboard And The Fact

i’m sorry but if u don’t look at least a little bit weird u can’t be hot. if ur just cut and dry good looking ur not hot ur in the mcu

good morning i feel like seven dollars

Ugh I just wanna be around a bunch of gay people rn but like cool ones who have sex and don’t know what voltron is

i still call her marina and the diamonds i don’t give a fuck

I never understood why "Sucks dick" means "Thing nobody likes" should be the polar opposite "This meal is so good, it sucks dick!" You know? OH SHIT

girl help its mosquitos as fuck out here

my dick game is awful. its killing people.

btw i snuck into the hospital and put dr pepper into the IV bag of a sickly old man and he blew up and left behind a perfectly clean skeleton