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hey! i made a uquiz! what uncommon fanfic trope/tag are you?

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The Simp Mug

MC: So I got this mug

You show the mug with the writing said "I simp for you" on it

MC: Whoever gave this. Thank you. I'm fluttered that someone actually simping for me.

The brothers: ...

Later that day

The Demon Brothers (New) (7)

Mammon: Which one of you fuckers gave that mug to MC!

Belphegor: Funny. I was about to ask you the same thing Asshole!

Leviathan: This is so unfair! I thought we all agree that we doing it subtly!

Leviathan: But NOOO!! One of you had to ruin it for everyone.

Asmodeus: Right!? Now MC would try and find out who's their secret simp!

Asmodeus: Personally I prefer being called Lover then Simp.

Leviathan: Simp: when a male is overly submissive to someone and gains nothing from it.

Beelzebub: Really? But we gain love from MC in different ways right?

Belphegor: Truth. I like Beel's definition more then Levi's

Leviathan: Hey! I'm telling you what the definition is!!!

Satan: Strange.

Satan: Lucifer hasn't said anything this whole chat.

Lucifer: And you haven't?

Satan: We all know that you treat MC differently.

Lucifer: The pot calling the kettle black.

Satan: Fuck you!

Mammon: Dumbasses! Focus!

Meanwhile

Outsiders (4)

Simeon: It seem I made a mistake.

Simeon: So, Solomon and I were browsing Akuzon for a joke gift for Luke.

Simeon: But before long, the discussion move from Luke to MC. At that moment I saw this mug with a funny saying,

Simeon: Then Solomon explain what "Simp" means. But I didn't realize that I accidently sent that mug to MC as a gift.

Diavolo: Oh.

Barbatos: How did you manage to send such a gift?

Solomon: In our defense, we were both drunk at the time, and we all know how bad Simeon is with Technology.

Simeon: Did you have to added that Last part?

Solomon: Yes.

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Oh, so like I should type it like that in mobile? Sorry if I'm asking questions, I really don't know how to put it in mobile 😭

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

OKAY I TRIED IT IN MY DRAFTS, THANK YOU ANON 💕💕💕💕 I'LL BE SURE TO PUT IT IN MY WRITING

You can use :readmore: and then hit enter/return and it will auto format and you’ll be able to see it right away to confirm it’s there

Oh, so like I should type it like that in mobile? Sorry if I'm asking questions, I really don't know how to put it in mobile 😭

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝

"𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠'𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐰, 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠'𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐰."

𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬: 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐎𝐧𝐞

WARNING: VERY DISTURBING.

A/N: It's been a while and I deeply apologize if the second day of 2024 is what you'll see of this. I feel like shit and I wanna puke my guts out. My need for therapy is being ignored so here I am, coping!

She stares at the toilet as the contents of it were finally out, but not the feelings of guilt as she keeps feeling like shit.

I shouldn't have, why was I selfish?

The voices are back and she hates it, she pukes it out once more even if there's nothing for her to puke anymore.

If I say sorry, she'll say shit. If I don't, she'll say shit.

She holds back the tears as she pukes it out again.

This is why I hate being happy, I end up hurting someone in the process.

As she keeps puking it out, her stomach hurts and it causes her to puke unnecessary...bile.

She doesn't care if she dies anymore, she's not going to eat.

Why did I even go there?

She feels her tears well up and she wipes them, she's not about to be an attention-seeker.

Why didn't anyone tell her?

She wouldn't have done it if somebody told her.

Now she's gonna end up feeling like shit.

Now, she's going to stop eating thanks to the triggers again.

THEY SAID IT

THEY SAID THE THING

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝

"𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫."

𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧: 𝐑𝐢𝐳𝐳𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐞

It felt as if this moment feels right.

As if dancing with him was just what she needed.

Albedo decides to slowly spin her, it wasn't fast or too fancy. It's just a simple slow dance together, no fancy movements or elegant steps.

As like every song does, the dance comes to an end. Albedo and Prim were left gazing into each other's eyes, it was comfortable.

"If I knew any better, I'd be convinced you're a prince."

Prim laughs, scratching her nape.

God, why did I say that? It feels awkward now.

And of course, my mind flashes back to when I believed Prince Charming from Cinderella was real when I was a young girl.

God, I hope this ground swallows me whole.

Albedo softly chuckles, Prim's eyes widen and her cheeks felt warm.

It's...a pleasant sound. Has he ever laughed like this in game?

I...can't remember.

"Well, I can tell you that I am not. However..."

He gently tucks a strand of her hair behind her ear.

"I could be, if that's what you desire."

He says smoothly, smiling sweetly at her. Prim feels her cheeks turn too warm.

This man and his fucking rizz istg—

As the morning sun rises, Prim eats breakfast with Kaeya and Diluc.

"Albedo wants to meet up with you, Your Grace."

Kaeya says right off the bat, Prim eats her pasta as she tucks her hair behind her ear because short-hair-that-can't-be-tied-struggles.

"Oh? What for?"

Prim asks as she swallows the pasta, Diluc is eating his food quietly as always. The three eating together sure remind Adelinde of a sibling dynamic.

"Just mentioned a classified request, that's all."

Kaeya says, eyeing Prim with a smirk as she eats her pasta unbotheredly.

"Unless he's asking you out on a date?"

Kaeya teases, Prim chokes on her pasta, Diluc and Adelinde immediately hand her water and pat her back. Prim coughs for a bit as she covers her mouth with her hand before drinking water and clearing her throat.

"Oh no, no, no, no."

Prim awkwardly laughs, Kaeya raises a brow at how...tense Prim's body language is.

She softly says before eating again, Kaeya's gaze never left her while Diluc tells Kaeya to just eat.

"I better hope it's not that."

"You seem uncomfortable with the fact that someone could like you."

Kaeya says, the room went quiet. Diluc tries to tell Kaeya off before Prim gazes at Kaeya coldly, it certainly shocked the two as Prim never really gave that stare before.

One thing for sure, they're gonna avoid angering her again.

"I believe that's a private matter, Alberich. While admiration is something I do not mind, making assumptions is one thing I dislike."

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