I Am So So Sorry But.

POV:

you lie on a bed. It’s a fairly large bed, and can comfortably fit two people. You lay with your head on the end opposite to the one with pillows, with your legs resting against the pillows and the bed frame. You can feel your feet touching the wall behind the bed, and the quilt hanging in front of the wall, propped up by the bed’s bannisters. you lie near the edge of the bed, not close enough where you fear you may fall off, and with some space between you and the edge. Sitting on that narrow strip of space is a *cat*

she is a fairly large house cat, and is much heavier than average. Due to the small space she occupies, she leans on top of you slightly, but despite her size you don’t feel uncomfortable from the pressure. She has short fur, soft to the touch. With one hand you constantly strike her fur, doing so repeatedly until it becomes almost automatic, requiring no effort on your part. Each stroke elects a purr, and similar to how one would wind a music box. The noise is pleasant to your ears, and your heart fills with satisfaction knowing this magnificent creature is so pleased by such a simple gesture.

you let your mind drift a bit in this joy. You consider sharing this moment with others in hopes that they will feel as satisfied as you do right now, and feel as much joy as the feline laying with you. You imagine writing a post, putting others in your shoes, all to share this moment with others. In your head, you go over what you might write, and the first line comes to your mind immediately;

World hopper Lolbit!! an au where all the Lolbits that appeared in the franchise are the same one

Spoilers for Chapter 3 culprit

I feel so fucking autistic about this. I was fully convinced that Tamba was the one who killed Tsuno, but this, this was so much better.

Okazaki. I love you so much. During your villain monologue, I was literally kicking my feet while listening to you. You are insane. You are objectively a horrible human being. But that’s why I love you.

You went on such a long super villain rant. I love you for it. I can’t think of a better end to your story. Your ‘rivalry’ with Tsuno was an excellent reveal. I love how cleverly it was foreshadowed by you both being from the same place.

What you did was awful. I will never forgive you for killing Kazutoshi. He was one of my other favorite characters besides you. But it was worth it just because you were so entertaining.

I’m glad I was wrong about it being Tamba, because then you wouldn’t have been so entertaining.

As a Fanfiction.Net teenager I can confirm this is true

Vivia was a Fanfiction.Net teenager. I’m right.

Hell-reborn Au

or the “Dr. Kan proves that demons exists… kinda” au

So Chapter 4 is almost exactly the same. Watari pulls her fire trap and Hama becomes the Blackened by triggering the trap and is sent off to be executed in the Magic circle.

However, in his excitement to execute Hama, Dr. Kan does something by accident. Even after going over the execution step by step, the staff are unable to come up with a non-supernatural explanation for what went wrong. Kan later theorized that he may have accidentally activated an ancient demonic ritual somehow in his attempts to emulate one.

Because during the execution, the fire stopped hurting Hama. Then his demon arm, his head, his chest, his ear, his eyes, all started to hurt more than the fire and the IV’s. The other students, his friends, all watch him change. They watch him transform. They watch as he is reborn as a demon.

Hama eventually is able to fight through the pain, but he is 100% running on adrenaline so he doesn’t quite understand what’s going on other than everything hurts, there’s fire, and he should definitely get away from the fire. He hears his friends calling out from behind the execution glass. They’ve seen his transformation, but they don’t care, they know Hama is a good person. Wada is still trying to reach out to him. Hayashi is cheering him on.

So Hama breaks through the remaining restraints (they were much easier to break than the one around his arm). He trudges through the fire, towards his friends calling for him. And when he reaches the glass, Hama stares at his new self reflected at him. Hama doesn’t recognize himself at first, but once he realizes that it’s him he’s staring at, he freezes up. He’s a monster, he’s a demon. He- he killed Watari. He deserves this—

Then he sees past his reflection, and sees his friends again. While they all have mixed amounts of emotion on their faces, one thing’s the same. They all stare at him with horrified looks, but he knows that they are not scared of him (Maybe a little, especially Hiroaki), but they’re scared for him.

That’s what gives him the courage to break the glass.

(After everyone backed away first, he didn’t want any of them to get hurt).

(he never wanted to hurt anyone in the first place, after all)

Everyone is stunned by what happened. Some stare at Monomoko, scared that the rabbit will intervene somehow, but the execution chamber has been sealed off again and the rabbit has scurried off (to go see the staff immediately, she has no clue how to deal with this).

The group shuffle into the elevator. They want to comfort Hama, but they don’t know what to say. Hama is still shell shocked himself. He doesn’t respond until the group exits the elevator, and someone finally breaks the silence.

…. And that’s the AU! This is just a starting point so feel free to suggest some ideas!

@k3itar0-with-a-three

got to the start of the trial and I was wrong but….

ISNT THAT THAT RUSSIAN TERRRORIST FROM THE SECOND CASE?!?!?!

OMG IT ACTUALLY IS?!?

This trial is definitely rigged because WHO WOULD ALLOW THIS MAN TO BE A JUROR?!? NOT ONLY IS HE NOT EVEN FROM BRITAIN HES A CRIMINAL!!!!!!

Edit: he’s actually a Russian revolutionary, but since Sholmes assumed that he was kidnapping someone, I still think he should be arrested.

I’m playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles and have gotten to Ep. 5. Here are my predictions:

‘Benedict’ (if that’s really his name) will be murdered, and Gina will be the prime suspect.

Chapter 2

Seymour…. We all agreed not to speak what shall not be named for a reason… I Am sorry, but not even the gods can save you from your fate…

If you wanna know how fast and stressful time feels like it’s going, lemme put it this way

Megamind 2 came out ALMOST A YEAR AGO! IT STILL FEELS LIKE IT DROPPED A WEEK AGO!

When I met my friend a couple of years ago, she thought I was a fury. Guess what?

She was right.

As if the zombies wouldn’t intentionally avoid Melli (skunktank stink makes them think he’s already a zombie)

I love Melli to death, but he would 100% be the type of guy to hide a zombie bite from the rest of the group