"Saw That Coming A Mile Away" Says Every HotD Watcher In Unison.

I DUNNO WHO NEEDS THIS BUT U CAN SHIFT DONT LISTEN TO ANYONE WHO SAYS U CANT OR IT AINT REAL. CUZ IT IS. AND IT FOUND YOU FOR A REASON YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD. SO GO GET RAILED BY THAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER. GO HAVE MAGICAL POWERS. GO ESCAPE THIS REALITY. NO ONES STOPPING YOU. NOW GET!!!!

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Me and Draco's relationship in my Dr Part 2

*Draco and Sam skipping stones on lake* Draco: It’s such a beautiful evening. Sam, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Draco: *Gets down on one knee* Sam: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Draco: *Falls over* Sam: The poison is kicking in.

(Just kidding, I love him...kinda)

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Draco: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Sam: Really? Name one law Draco: Don't kill people? Sam: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

(What happens when lucius raises a child)

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Draco: It’s dark in here Sam: Don’t worry dude I got this Sam: *Stomps their feet* Sam: *Skechers light up*

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Draco: I made tea. Sam: I don’t want tea. Draco: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Sam: Then why are you telling me? Draco: It is a conversation starter. Sam: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Draco: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Draco: *Accidentally hits Sam in the face* Draco: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Draco: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Sam: What’s wrong with you?!

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Draco: Do you take constructive criticism? Sam: I only take cash or credit.

Update: It’s really bruised and looks like a zombie bite. I could totally play a late april fools day prank, but thats too much effort. I’m still thorougly convinced he gave me a disease

Can i get rabies from a middle school boy? or herpes???idk. One bit me today. Hurts real bad. he looks rabid

what r u doing on tumblr. Go shift dweeb

Incorrect Quotes as me and Draco's relationship in my Hogwarts DR!

Btw I finally shifted, aaah!!

Draco: You saved me. I owe you my life. Sam: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Draco: I actually have a black belt. Sam: In what, karate? Draco: No, from Gucci.

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Draco: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail Sam: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Draco, tending to Sam's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Sam: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

We're like weird siblings i swear

TWD incorrect quotes cuz im bored

Carl: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Carl: You're a loose cannon, Michonne.

Michonne: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Rick: I think you play by your own rules.

Daryl: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Carl: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Michonne: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Negan is a loose cannon.

Negan: *smashes a chair*

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Negan: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Carl: Isn't that just killing people?

Negan: Ah, technicality.

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Negan: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Negan: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Negan: I’m a masochist, not a loser.

I'm literally prepping for college in two weeks and I did my resume the other day and it so happened that the one that helped me was an old teacher of mine. Anyway she wanted me to email her back the resume so she can help edit it more and the name of the email account I gave her was literally not my name. I have over 10 accounts, most don't have my name, and I literally ughhhhhhhhh