I just love Clint thinking Matt is a dick, and he's right, but not for the reason he's thinking.
clint barton being thrown into a dumpster only to find out that he is not the only one in that dumpster
matt murdock being slightly offended that someone else has been thrown into his dumpster
EVERYONE LISTEN, ACTUALLY GO AND READ THIS IT'S SO GOOD!! AND SO IS THIS ART! LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO CUTE AND PERFECT AND LOVELY 😊
yall. YALL. go read this wonderful fic I recently got into called The Density of Fog where deku is shirakumo’s brother and ANGST GOES ON. (It’s in aizawa’s pov too so eXTRA ANGST W A DASH OF DADZAWA FOR SPICE).
Happens wayyy more than it should
OH, THE MISERY arcane having an amazing soundtrack
Is this anonymous? If so. The grinch got a dumpy
It is not, but you’re right. He absolutely does.
# I like big buts and I can not lie
Peter loses a civilian, it was a simple mugging, 2 guys, they cornered the woman, she was 24, and newly married, she and her husband had married early when she fell pregnant at 21, Spider-Man jumped down into the alley way and webbed the two men to the wall just as the gunshot went off, there were three men. she dropped to the ground and peter quickly ran to her side, the man ran off with her bag and the gun, she wasn't moving.
He got home that night and went straight to his room, everyone was either already sleeping or just assumed he was tired. When he came out no one was still in the common room, everyone had moved to their own room. He walked out in black tights and a tight shirt, bright red ballet shoes in his hand, tears had stopped falling but the evidence was still there.
They were the last thing Ben had brought him before he died, he hadn't danced since Ben's death. He tried, he got up like nothing was wrong, and may drove him to his lesson. He had to tell her where it was, she didn't know, Ben was always the one to drive him. He broke in his new shoes, never worn before, then put them on. He walked to the bar and put his hand on it before he broke down in tears and ran back out to the car, where he took off his shoes. They were only worn once before they went back into the box they came in.
He had FRIDAY take him down to the main training room, it had mirrors and a ballet bar for Natasha, Tony put it in once he found out she did ballet. he sat down and slid the shoes on before tying them up, they still fit as perfectly as they did the first time, he stood on point before walking to the bar and stretching, first he did common stretches before going into intense stretching and finding comfort in the burn, 15 minutes later he walked to the center of the little dance area, he took a deep breath in, "FRIDAY, can you put the room on lockdown please, I don't want anyone coming in" "are you sure peter you seem distressed?" "yes FRIDAY- please" "the room is on lockdown", he looked in the mirror and stuck his leg out, bent his other leg and took another deep breath, then spun.
Three spins later he put his leg down and then repeated the motion, leg out, bend knee and spin, after the first spin tears started to fall down his cheeks again. One after the other, he didn't stop until he had done 100; he took a water bottle from the mini fridge in the corner before taking his place in the center of the room again and starting again.
Peter: some of us - I don't wanna name names - got pretty drunk last night and got with one of the Blacks
Remus: is it me?
Peter: no
James: is it me?
Peter: ...it's not Remus...
AO3: Midoriya the secret significant other
Ito Sero the secret older sister and girlfriend!
izuku midoriya-bakugo the secret brother and boyfriend!
The proper way to end a date
marauders era
marauders era part 2
Whos Izzy?
How we deal with grief
Gay women’s empowerment in the 50′s
I did it
(Clear throat)
Hear me out.
Miraculous Ladybug/Batfamily Bio Dad au.
But with a twist!
This time, Bruce Wayne isn't Marinette's biological father.
...he's Luka's.
Now imagine, if you would, that through some some unknown means, one or more members of the Batfamily find out that Bruce Wayne has another biological son in France. This wouldn't be so bad, except that one of the ones who finds out is none other than Damien.
Damien Wayne, who was raised as an assassin, struggles understanding what is "socially appropriate", has pride issues, and up until now has felt secure in his place within the family on the basis of being the Batman's only "true" son.
So he takes it upon himself to "challenge" this potential usurper. He would "test" this Luka Couffaine and prove that he couldn't possibly be a true son of the Bat!
Only problem is that his attempts to test Luka...keep going wrong.
Particularly whenever some weird pig-tailed girl in pink is around.
He tries to throw one of his projectiles at Luka to test his sensory ability and reflexes. The girl trips into Luka and causes them both to be moved out of the way just in time.
He tries again. The girl grabs Luka to pull him over to observe some silly poster!
He tries to put something in Luka's food to judge his tolerance or see if he will notice. The girl spills the dish and ruins the whole thing!
And he could swear she knows he's there!
Then when he attempts an ambush in the middle of the night when Luka is alone and away from that girl, she STILL shows up in a leather suit and helmet to ambush HIM instead!
Clearly there can only be one explanation for this...
That girl must be a member of the League of Shadows sent to target Luka Couffaine as some sort of mission!
He returns to Gotham to reveal this conspiracy to his family.
But it's too late. Luka has already been notified of Bruce Wayne being his father and has come for a visit.
With the girl in tow.
The girl who is...glaring at Damien.
A lot.
Damien: See? She's evil!
Tim: Maybe she just doesn't like you? Like any rational person would?
Jason: To be fair, you're not exactly the easiest person to get along with.
Tim: Well, I mean...it's possible? Just because we can't find any link between her and the League doesn't mean she's not with them. Who is this "Master Fu" guy anyway?
Jason: Are you serious? She's like a little pixie! She doesn't look like she has it in her to hate anyone!
Damien: Well why else would she dislike me?
Dick Grayson, who has had superhero girlfriends before and seems to have figured out what's going on: Damien, maybe she's mad at you because you keep crashing her dates to try to attack her boyfriend?
Damien: ...don't be absurd! Clearly she's an assassin!
(The others don't look convinced.)
Damien: (Looks to Marinette)
Marinette: (Glaring at Damien)
Luka: (Turns to look at Marinette)
Marinette: (Bright smiles and sweetness)
Luka: (Looks away)
Marinette: (GLARING AT DAMIEN)
Boys: ...
Jason: Damien, what the hell did you DO?
Damien: How is this MY fault?!
Jason: You're the one she's glaring at!
Dick: (Sighs and shakes head) Oh boy.
“Lilian! This argument is over and so are we” a man yelled at his wife as he packed all his things into a suitcase “NO, it's not! You're not leaving” the man's wife yelled, standing in the way of the door, blocking his only exit with her small but strong body, “yes I am! You can't stop me Lilian i'm doing this for the greater good!” (AN: “greater good, i am your wife; I am the greatest good you're ever gonna get”)
“What about peter! What about our son?”, she cried but her husband didn’t give in, “move” he told her but when she didn’t move he grabbed her by the waist and threw her over his shoulder, “James! No! NO!” he threw her onto the bed and walked out the door she was blocking and then through the hallway, he slammed the front door as he walked out, the echoing sound woke up Peter who started crying along with his mother.
Lilian and James met 5 years ago, Lilian was 15 and James was a year older than her, they fell into instant love and five years later they were getting married and Lillian Roseann became Lilian Roseann-Miller when she took her husband's name. At 20 they were married and 21 they were bringing home baby Peter, Peter had his mothers brown hair and green eyes and his fathers body and face shape. The first 2 months were bliss, Peter was a quiet baby as long as he had attention, but now James was leaving his family for war. Leaving Lilian a single mother, only a year after her wedding.