Artist: sujaedd
Petunia Dursley Freya Mavor
Rabastian Lestrange
Rodolphus Lestrange
Regulus Arcturus Black Timothee Chalemet
Bartemius Crouch jr Maxence Danet-Fauvel
Evan Rosier Hugh Laughton Scott and Evan Peters
Dorcas Meadowes Lovie Simone
Emmeline Vance Felicity Jones
Severus Snape Louie Garrel
Narcissa Black-Malfoy Anya Taylor-Joy
Bellatrix Black-Lestrange Katie Mcgrath
Andromeda Tonks Keira Knightley
Lucius Malfoy Harry Loyd
Pandora Lestrange Elle fanning and Hunter Schafer
Edward Tonks Sam Claflin
Xenophillius Lovegood Jamie Campbell
Walburga Black Eva Green
Orion Black Colin Firth
Cygnus Black Tom Hiddleston
Druella Black Michelle Pfeiffer
(Clear throat)
Hear me out.
Miraculous Ladybug/Batfamily Bio Dad au.
But with a twist!
This time, Bruce Wayne isn't Marinette's biological father.
...he's Luka's.
Now imagine, if you would, that through some some unknown means, one or more members of the Batfamily find out that Bruce Wayne has another biological son in France. This wouldn't be so bad, except that one of the ones who finds out is none other than Damien.
Damien Wayne, who was raised as an assassin, struggles understanding what is "socially appropriate", has pride issues, and up until now has felt secure in his place within the family on the basis of being the Batman's only "true" son.
So he takes it upon himself to "challenge" this potential usurper. He would "test" this Luka Couffaine and prove that he couldn't possibly be a true son of the Bat!
Only problem is that his attempts to test Luka...keep going wrong.
Particularly whenever some weird pig-tailed girl in pink is around.
He tries to throw one of his projectiles at Luka to test his sensory ability and reflexes. The girl trips into Luka and causes them both to be moved out of the way just in time.
He tries again. The girl grabs Luka to pull him over to observe some silly poster!
He tries to put something in Luka's food to judge his tolerance or see if he will notice. The girl spills the dish and ruins the whole thing!
And he could swear she knows he's there!
Then when he attempts an ambush in the middle of the night when Luka is alone and away from that girl, she STILL shows up in a leather suit and helmet to ambush HIM instead!
Clearly there can only be one explanation for this...
That girl must be a member of the League of Shadows sent to target Luka Couffaine as some sort of mission!
He returns to Gotham to reveal this conspiracy to his family.
But it's too late. Luka has already been notified of Bruce Wayne being his father and has come for a visit.
With the girl in tow.
The girl who is...glaring at Damien.
A lot.
Damien: See? She's evil!
Tim: Maybe she just doesn't like you? Like any rational person would?
Jason: To be fair, you're not exactly the easiest person to get along with.
Tim: Well, I mean...it's possible? Just because we can't find any link between her and the League doesn't mean she's not with them. Who is this "Master Fu" guy anyway?
Jason: Are you serious? She's like a little pixie! She doesn't look like she has it in her to hate anyone!
Damien: Well why else would she dislike me?
Dick Grayson, who has had superhero girlfriends before and seems to have figured out what's going on: Damien, maybe she's mad at you because you keep crashing her dates to try to attack her boyfriend?
Damien: ...don't be absurd! Clearly she's an assassin!
(The others don't look convinced.)
Damien: (Looks to Marinette)
Marinette: (Glaring at Damien)
Luka: (Turns to look at Marinette)
Marinette: (Bright smiles and sweetness)
Luka: (Looks away)
Marinette: (GLARING AT DAMIEN)
Boys: ...
Jason: Damien, what the hell did you DO?
Damien: How is this MY fault?!
Jason: You're the one she's glaring at!
Dick: (Sighs and shakes head) Oh boy.
Peter: some of us - I don't wanna name names - got pretty drunk last night and got with one of the Blacks
Remus: is it me?
Peter: no
James: is it me?
Peter: ...it's not Remus...
the way that me from a year ago was so ready to be a uni student and study again and now i'm here and I want to die is so funny
James, seductively: I bet you’d like to see me with less clothes on…
Regulus, taking James’ glasses: I bet you’d like to see.
all my monthly haikyuu backgrounds for 2022!
(free) backgrounds are available in my ko-fi shop!
Is this anonymous? If so. The grinch got a dumpy
It is not, but you’re right. He absolutely does.
# I like big buts and I can not lie
I did it