New Favorite AO3 Comment Dropped. Short, Simple, To The Point. Made Me Laugh So Hard My Stomach Hurt.

my beloved wife that i just met

— (hayden)

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loud cartoonish gulp

It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)

Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby

Stay true to yourself and all that, unless you're a little freaky, then you gotta go in the hole.

me getting silly in the pussy if im being honest ?

im so normal about them

look at my lawyer dawg

hugh laurie chilchuck isnt real hugh laurie chilchuck cant hurt you

What 5 things do you like in a girl?

I was told that “each of my fingers” is too vulgar of a response

i hate how you get desensitized to the cool stuff in your WIP if you've been writing it for a long time so when you read back over it you're like "this isn't as cool as i thought :(" but it still is! you just read it too many times

chiikawa x dunmeshi