I Feel Like Pirating Media That Isn’t Sold Or Offered Anywhere Legally Anymore Shouldn’t Be Called

we need to start romanticizing doing household chores in tank tops and sweatpants in the same way that we romanticize knighthood and i am not fucking kidding

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

I am OBSESSED With the Assassin’s Creed motherfucker parkouring around Paris in the opening ceremonies

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

a lot of people have said this already but

warrior!penelope with ares as her mentor

That one dialogue from Friday Night at the Inn…

she looks like a mouse from a children's book. to me

linus takes a trip to the nether. birthday gift to my sister